Hitting it part III/Getting caught part I
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Originally posted by cia-agent
I don't know if this really qualifies as getting caught, but-
Years ago this chick was stalking me- trying to get me to go out with her. She had a son and lived off post. I played it off (Didn't want to hook up with a girl that already had a crumb-snatcher). But, a month or two later my real girl and I broke up and I was in the middle of a drought. As luck would have it, six-one called and asked me to go to a party with her that night; I did. I came and picked her up, one of her girlfriends watched the baby.
Long story short, party's over I dropped her off and went back to the barracks. By the time I got there, my phone was ringing.. It's 2:00 AM. She called me asking why didn't I ask to come in, she had a baby-sitter, yadda, yadda, yadda. It was about 2:30 AM and I was tired as he**, but Frank & Beans told me to go back to her place, so I went.
Her friend was in her bed, her son was in his, so we got on the floor to watch TV. One thing led to another, next thing you know- it's on. We're in her living room buck nekked. Not naked, nekked... It was like we we're in a hotel. You would've thought I worked for Harry Stamper oil the way I was drilling.
We switched, now she's in control- if you know what I mean. The door opens, letting in some light and her friend peeks through the door. "I didn't know yall were back" She said. We said we 'd just gotten there. She went back in the room. I said, "Do you think she saw anything?" She said 'Nah, she can't see without her glasses.' (Mind you, we were still locked & loaded, she's driving...)
We're back in motion when the friend comes back to the door- "How was the party?" We said- it was OK; the crowd was too old for us (30+). She said- Oh, OK. And left- for good that time.
At this point, I was like- 'whatever' I've been exposed now; twice... No shame in my game... We finished up, she went and found some blankets & sheets, and we bundled up and slept on the floor. I got up around 07:00 and headed out.
This girl was a 6'1" pretty little Amazon. We hooked up another 5-6 times, but then the "where are we going with this" speeech started. I'd already been clear that I wasn't looking for anything serious- so she put me on booty-rations... Tightening me up once a month or so, just to let me know what I was missing.. I did miss it, but fortunately, I had recruited other boty-sources...
There is no way her friend didn't see what was up; I think she wanted to join in. I was cool with it; but I wouldn't risk ruining what was currently underway by trying to be greedy...
By a Conservative-Liberal...
I don't know if this really qualifies as getting caught, but-
Years ago this chick was stalking me- trying to get me to go out with her. She had a son and lived off post. I played it off (Didn't want to hook up with a girl that already had a crumb-snatcher). But, a month or two later my real girl and I broke up and I was in the middle of a drought. As luck would have it, six-one called and asked me to go to a party with her that night; I did. I came and picked her up, one of her girlfriends watched the baby.
Long story short, party's over I dropped her off and went back to the barracks. By the time I got there, my phone was ringing.. It's 2:00 AM. She called me asking why didn't I ask to come in, she had a baby-sitter, yadda, yadda, yadda. It was about 2:30 AM and I was tired as he**, but Frank & Beans told me to go back to her place, so I went.
Her friend was in her bed, her son was in his, so we got on the floor to watch TV. One thing led to another, next thing you know- it's on. We're in her living room buck nekked. Not naked, nekked... It was like we we're in a hotel. You would've thought I worked for Harry Stamper oil the way I was drilling.
We switched, now she's in control- if you know what I mean. The door opens, letting in some light and her friend peeks through the door. "I didn't know yall were back" She said. We said we 'd just gotten there. She went back in the room. I said, "Do you think she saw anything?" She said 'Nah, she can't see without her glasses.' (Mind you, we were still locked & loaded, she's driving...)
We're back in motion when the friend comes back to the door- "How was the party?" We said- it was OK; the crowd was too old for us (30+). She said- Oh, OK. And left- for good that time.
At this point, I was like- 'whatever' I've been exposed now; twice... No shame in my game... We finished up, she went and found some blankets & sheets, and we bundled up and slept on the floor. I got up around 07:00 and headed out.
This girl was a 6'1" pretty little Amazon. We hooked up another 5-6 times, but then the "where are we going with this" speeech started. I'd already been clear that I wasn't looking for anything serious- so she put me on booty-rations... Tightening me up once a month or so, just to let me know what I was missing.. I did miss it, but fortunately, I had recruited other boty-sources...
There is no way her friend didn't see what was up; I think she wanted to join in. I was cool with it; but I wouldn't risk ruining what was currently underway by trying to be greedy...
By a Conservative-Liberal...
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The wife and I put the kids to bed, one thing led to another, and off we went. We were at it quite a while, then after, we layed next to each other, ya know, the cuddle thing-a-ma-jiger. Anywho, I decided to stand up to go to the bathroom, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw my 5 year old running away from our partially opened door. I froze like a I'd seen, well, my 5 year old watching my wife and I going at it. 
My wife didn't see her, but I told her that our daughter was at the door watching. After a quick round of rock paper scissors (I lost, dammit) to go talk to our daughter about what she saw, I asked her what she saw, which to her was a naked wrestling match. So that's the direction the conversation went, however, that's going to be the one thing that sticks in her mind when she's older:
daughter: "Yeah when I was 5, I caught my parents doing it!"
friend: "Oh, that's nasty!!"
daughter: "Yeah, that's what my shrink says."
friend: "So, you going to that wrestling match Saturday night?"
daughter: "Hell, yeah!!"
Now, my wife and I do a bedroom check on the girls, make sure they're asleep, close our door and lock it.
My wife didn't see her, but I told her that our daughter was at the door watching. After a quick round of rock paper scissors (I lost, dammit) to go talk to our daughter about what she saw, I asked her what she saw, which to her was a naked wrestling match. So that's the direction the conversation went, however, that's going to be the one thing that sticks in her mind when she's older:daughter: "Yeah when I was 5, I caught my parents doing it!"
friend: "Oh, that's nasty!!"
daughter: "Yeah, that's what my shrink says."
friend: "So, you going to that wrestling match Saturday night?"
daughter: "Hell, yeah!!"
Now, my wife and I do a bedroom check on the girls, make sure they're asleep, close our door and lock it.
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Man, I just wrote a good one about a time that I got caught, but something just reset teh board and it got lost..
Oh well.. I think you guys would've found it pretty amusing..
Recovered:-------------------
Well, I got caught like that- by my 14 year old... Not doing the do; but- well, read on.
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After a welcomed round of good-morning festivities, we were in bed doing the cuddle thing-a-ma-jig too. The dogs were scratching on the door to go out. I heard the shower running, so I didn't waste my breath telling him to take the dog out (He wouldn't have heard me)
Showers had been running about 4-5 minutes now, dogs scratching & whining so the wife is like. "Will you go let the dogs out?" I planned on letting them out, then getting back where I was...
With evidence that the coast was clear (shower running) I ran out the bedroom in my birthday suit- to let the dogs out. I did- and on the way back to the BR, 10 steps from my bedroom door here he comes out of his room; we meet in the hallway. He's fully dressed and I'm as naked as a Jay-bird.
He was stunned as was I. There was a long (2-3 seconds) pause and I broke the silence by telling him in a stern Sergeant voice, "Go on about your business!" He did a left-face and as we went our separate ways I shouted at him- "Why the he** aren't you in the shower if you've been running my water this long?"
After a good laugh, we agreed never to discuss that or bring that up; ever again...
Two things were learned that day.
1.) He saw a grown man naked. (Airplane: The movie)
2.) I learned my 14-year old wasn't taking showers; he was running the water, pretending to shower while he watched cartoons... (Nasty little joker)
Oh well.. I think you guys would've found it pretty amusing..
Recovered:-------------------
Well, I got caught like that- by my 14 year old... Not doing the do; but- well, read on.
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After a welcomed round of good-morning festivities, we were in bed doing the cuddle thing-a-ma-jig too. The dogs were scratching on the door to go out. I heard the shower running, so I didn't waste my breath telling him to take the dog out (He wouldn't have heard me)
Showers had been running about 4-5 minutes now, dogs scratching & whining so the wife is like. "Will you go let the dogs out?" I planned on letting them out, then getting back where I was...
With evidence that the coast was clear (shower running) I ran out the bedroom in my birthday suit- to let the dogs out. I did- and on the way back to the BR, 10 steps from my bedroom door here he comes out of his room; we meet in the hallway. He's fully dressed and I'm as naked as a Jay-bird.
He was stunned as was I. There was a long (2-3 seconds) pause and I broke the silence by telling him in a stern Sergeant voice, "Go on about your business!" He did a left-face and as we went our separate ways I shouted at him- "Why the he** aren't you in the shower if you've been running my water this long?"
After a good laugh, we agreed never to discuss that or bring that up; ever again...
Two things were learned that day.
1.) He saw a grown man naked. (Airplane: The movie)
2.) I learned my 14-year old wasn't taking showers; he was running the water, pretending to shower while he watched cartoons... (Nasty little joker)
Last edited by cia-agent; Mar 4, 2005 at 01:46 PM.
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That's funny....
Will use it if I ever find myself in the same situation....
"Why werent you in the shower...."
Pretty quick thinking......turning it around about wasting water....
Still laughing....
Will use it if I ever find myself in the same situation....
"Why werent you in the shower...."
Pretty quick thinking......turning it around about wasting water....
Still laughing....
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Back in college, my girlfriend at the time (now my wife) and I were in my room. My roommate was gone, out of state, so I knew we'd be alone, or so I thought. As we started to head to bed, she decides that she wants to repay a "favor" I had done for her earlier in the day. As this was going on, I heard the worst thing I could have. My suitemate opened his door to our bathroom, then my room door. There I was, sans pants, with my girlfriend in a rather "pre-occupied" state. Needless to say, my friend turned around, went straight back to his room. The next day, my friends wouldn't let me forget what had happened.
And still to this day, my friends don't let me live this down. They always find a way to remind me of it.
-BigTRQ
And still to this day, my friends don't let me live this down. They always find a way to remind me of it.
-BigTRQ
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LOL---
Reminds me of the time I caught my roommate "petting Fee-Fee".
I didn't really catch him, but why else would a (Hoo-Hoooo) tape be in my VCR, and as I open the door to our room, the bathroom door shuts, I hear the VCR click (disengaging); and after being unable to wait us out, he comes out of the bathroom with no pants on? Of course I hit "PLAY" to see what he was watching, and it was (Hoo-Hooooo)...
We clowned him for three weeks after that. We had no physical evidence as to that being what he was doing, but the circumstantial evidence was enough that he couldn't out-right deny..
Reminds me of the time I caught my roommate "petting Fee-Fee".
I didn't really catch him, but why else would a (Hoo-Hoooo) tape be in my VCR, and as I open the door to our room, the bathroom door shuts, I hear the VCR click (disengaging); and after being unable to wait us out, he comes out of the bathroom with no pants on? Of course I hit "PLAY" to see what he was watching, and it was (Hoo-Hooooo)...
We clowned him for three weeks after that. We had no physical evidence as to that being what he was doing, but the circumstantial evidence was enough that he couldn't out-right deny..
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Back in the day I had a buddy of mine whos younger sister had the hots for me.One night I ran in to little sis and she invited me in to her car and we started making out and petting didn`t really go to far.Come tome to go home she says "come home with me and sleep in my bed" so off we went to her house.I had to hide my car around the corner and we snuck upstairs and we had quite a night.Next morning I had to stay in her room untill her parents went to church,once they were gone I made my escape.I got almost to my car and another friend of mine pulled up and said "hey what the hell are you doing in this neighborhood on a Sunday morning".Well I tried to tell a good story but he figured out the truth and started really breakin my chops.I wasn`t home 10 minutes and my phone rang ,it was her brother asking me if that was my azz he saw going out the back door this morning.He tried to make it sound like he was mad about me banging his sister but he just finally start laughing and telling me he knew it was going to happen cuz all his sister ever talked about was me.20 years later and to this day I don`t know if he really saw me or if our other buddy ratted me out.
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
We had just gotten a new above ground pool, It was a hot steamy summer night I light the teaky torches and the wife and I were sitting around the pool enjoying the evening. We decided to go skinny dipping in our new pool, so we strip down I run across the deck and dive in. She soon follows we are swimming having a good time. Then things started to get a little frisky...It's 11:00 at night kids are in bed we are alone. So we're going to town as Bill Engval says "Having good old pig sex...Where you don't even say anything, your just rootin' around!" LOL
Anyway suddenly my brother and his GF show up... Our cloths are in the chairs on the other side of the deck and we have not gotten the privecy fence up yet!!! They seen us in the pool as they pulled in the drive so they get out and start walking up the stairs to us... I stop them and ask them if they could go on inside and we would be in in a minute...He started to question why then suddenly you see the light bulb come on and he says "OHH!" Then he bust up laughing I turn red then his GF realizes and and starts laughing too. They go inside we get dressed and join them red faces and all...
Anyway suddenly my brother and his GF show up...
Our cloths are in the chairs on the other side of the deck and we have not gotten the privecy fence up yet!!! They seen us in the pool as they pulled in the drive so they get out and start walking up the stairs to us... I stop them and ask them if they could go on inside and we would be in in a minute...He started to question why then suddenly you see the light bulb come on and he says "OHH!" Then he bust up laughing I turn red then his GF realizes and and starts laughing too. They go inside we get dressed and join them red faces and all...
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From: Sugar Land, TX
Originally Posted by 92F-150_XLT
We've touched all basises on hitting it except for one. What is your most embarassing moment getting caught hitting it? Mine is just having a cop come up and opening the door with knocking or anything. We were both stunned out of our minds just looking at him naked. All he did was threaten to call our parents.
And it begins....
was there a gender notation?
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Originally Posted by 92F-150_XLT
We've touched all basises on hitting it except for one. What is your most embarassing moment getting caught hitting it? Mine is just having a cop come up and opening the door with knocking or anything. We were both stunned out of our minds just looking at him naked. All he did was threaten to call our parents.
Brother, if there was ever a contest for posting two subjects in the same day as ... controvisial as these... Holy hell, what were you thinking?????????
Or perhaps we should take this at face face value and believe you've come out of the closet...
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From: Bullville, NY
Originally Posted by 02Crewman
Now she either knew what was really going on and her burn attempt was rained out or she is still trying to figure out why we were whispering so much about her on a Saturday morning.
My daughter is blonde and i believe in my heart it is probably the second one.
oh man you're killin' meOne Sunday morning my girlfriend, now my wife, came to our house for breakfast. We had some time till breakfast was ready, so there we were in my room when, out of the blue, there stood my mother
Needless to say, breakfast was pretty quiet that morning. I was just glad she didn't tell my father, no tellin' what he would've done and I'm glad I didn't have to find out