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Old Mar 2, 2005 | 01:38 AM
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This is just sooo wrong...

...in so many, many ways.

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Old Mar 2, 2005 | 07:26 AM
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Scary. I'm surprised and dismayed that the judge ordered him to pay child support. That was an expensive bj. $9600 a year for 18 years. $172,800 for a bj.
 
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Old Mar 2, 2005 | 09:36 AM
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"She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."




ummm... like someone would actually want it back?
 
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Old Mar 2, 2005 | 09:39 AM
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Dang I hope Monica does'nt see this....wonder how long the stuff lasts? Watch out Bill!!!
 
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Old Mar 2, 2005 | 09:50 AM
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"She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."




ummm... like someone would actually want it back?
And we always get accused of not wanting to give our women 'gifts'........

NOT TRUE
 
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Old Mar 2, 2005 | 01:07 PM
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And we always get accused of not wanting to give our women 'gifts'........

NOT TRUE

and when we give "the gift" they get mad.

I just don't understand women.
 
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Old Mar 2, 2005 | 01:14 PM
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Remember Guys.

Always practice Safe Sex
 

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Old Mar 2, 2005 | 01:57 PM
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^^^ Gotta love british humor!!
 
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Old Mar 2, 2005 | 02:06 PM
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^^^ Gotta love british humor!!
Thank you. I'll be here all week
 
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Old Mar 2, 2005 | 03:10 PM
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Men have few rights when it comes to kids.

Always get a DNA test right away.

If your girl has a kid, and 5 years later you find out it's not yours, you're screwed.

There are numerous cases where girls will "shop" for a daddy amongst the wealthiest guys they can find. Once you're duped into thinking its yours, you will have to pay child support even if you later find that the b*tcih was lying.

And Always flush condoms, don't throw them away. The "turkey baster" technique can get you 18 years of child support. This has been documented coutless times as well.
 
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Old Mar 2, 2005 | 03:39 PM
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Of course you could just marry the girl and the problem goes away....Woah.....crazy traditional nutty thoughts.


I agree the guy is getting scammed but my mother always told me..."If you play...you will pay" one way or the other.

Course now that I'm married sometimes I wonder...."what was I thinking, dropping her off in time to catch ESPN was sooo nice...." For crying out loud I watch "American Idol" with her last night.....worse than pulling teeth with no druges...

Just kidding....about the wonder why I married her...not the American Idol bit.....
 
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Old Mar 2, 2005 | 09:59 PM
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It's a shame you cant even get a good (bj) With out having to worry about were the tiny soliders are going to end up!!!



So much for smile like a dounut!!!!


LOL
 
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 03:45 AM
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Originally posted by EnglishAdam
Remember Guys.

Always practice Safe Sex
 
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 03:47 AM
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Hey that's crazy. I would be one up set son of a mom.
Talk about your rude awakenings! Dang! Man!

Oh ya vader your saying is missing a word .......it.....is
FORD

Ford the best never rest!
If it ain't built Ford tough then it ain't built right!
 
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