Last Child Sopport Check

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LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK!!!

Today be my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my
last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all
those darn payments.

So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she
get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo
momma
house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me,
and

I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face."
So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to
hear
what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.
Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout
that?"
She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" .. and watch the
'spression on yo face

 

WOW menace, I didn't think you would be old enough to have an 18-yr old daughter. Who knew?

 

I heard that one on Def Comedy Jam about 12 years ago...

Month, after month, after every GOT-D@-ned month.

 

Where's the slap forehead smiley? LOL

 

^^^ ^^^

The joke was funny too, l-menace!

 

LMAO

 

(I was being sarcastic if you didn't know)

 

damn vaginamony payments arent they just rediculous