A Valid Threat Assessment.
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A Valid Threat Assessment.
A Valid Threat Assessment.
Why I Learned Math in School
Written By: A Very Wise Man
I was riding to the office yesterday when I observed a female driver cut in front
of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid
hitting her. This evidently angered the driver because he hung his arm out
his window and "flipped" the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and
wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in
traffic, and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way to the office. That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I
pass at least another 4000 cars.
That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. "Give or take a few"
Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers!
NOW Lets do the Math on these Female commuters sharing the road with us....
In any given group of females,
1 in 28 has PMS.
That's 642.
That's 126.
That's 40.
That's 61.
That's 9.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has
1. A lousy love life
2. Thinks men are her biggest problem
3. Has seriously considered suicide or homicide
4. Has PMS
AND
5. Is armed.
Flip one off? ....... I'm not that Stupid!
Why I Learned Math in School
Written By: A Very Wise Man
I was riding to the office yesterday when I observed a female driver cut in front
of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid
hitting her. This evidently angered the driver because he hung his arm out
his window and "flipped" the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and
wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in
traffic, and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way to the office. That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I
pass at least another 4000 cars.
That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. "Give or take a few"
Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers!
NOW Lets do the Math on these Female commuters sharing the road with us....
In any given group of females,
1 in 28 has PMS.
That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan,
70% of women describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.
70% of women describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.
According to the National Institutes of Health,
22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.
22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
According to the National Rifle Association,
5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.
5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has
1. A lousy love life
2. Thinks men are her biggest problem
3. Has seriously considered suicide or homicide
4. Has PMS
AND
5. Is armed.
Flip one off? ....... I'm not that Stupid!
Last edited by PSS-Mag; Feb 23, 2005 at 11:13 PM.
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well i carry to 
but lol u can face a ticket if u flip someone off... but usually if someone changes lanes into me i'll let them buy me a new truck or rims,tires body work... i need a new paintjob anyways. damn highschool years
but lol u can face a ticket if u flip someone off... but usually if someone changes lanes into me i'll let them buy me a new truck or rims,tires body work... i need a new paintjob anyways. damn highschool years
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