born again virgin,,that's a good one

 

Here is the true secret how to get sex. All women LOVE honest men. Suppose ur in a bar, or a party, just walk up to her and be honest and ask her for sex, her first reaction will be "NO' or she will say "get lost jerk", then show no reaction and simply walk away, some women will say, "wait i was only kidding", but you guys may be surprized, she might say "OK" even if a woman says "NO" she will still respect you for being honest. I was at a party at a ski resort and the lobby was wall to wall with sexy looking women, and i was making my way thru the people carrying a bottle of champange, and almost every woman I passed asked me "Is that for me?" If my wife wasn't with me, I could have scored big time.

 

SHHHHHHH!!!!! I gotta reputation to keep here man!

 

By the way, you know what sucks?? I'm still the high bidder of that darn can! I don't want that thing!

 

Well, being married- I guess I better put a bid in on it...

After so many years, getting a shot of @$$ is like trying to pick an 8-tumbler combination lock.


As far as scoring off the field; that's true too. It's funny how much T and A comes your way when you have a band on your finger.

 

Your not kidding either!

If I'd known this prior to getting married, I would have bought myslef a band to wear back when I was single!!!

BUT as soon as it was on and I said I do my wife started saying LOL

I must say though I am 2 months shy of 10 years of marriage and have yet to stray anything more than my eyes and thoughts!

 

Man, if I end up winning this can, what should I do with it?

 

You can front if you want to....but we know you bought it for the thong... LOL LOL