Attorney General John Ashcroft visited an elementary school to give a civics presentation. After he finished, he asked the young boys and girls, "Are there any questions?"
Bobby raised his hand and said, "I have three questions. how did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? Are you using the Patriot Act to limit civil liberties? And why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden yet?"
Just then, the bell rang and the teacher announced it was recess. Half an hour later, the children returned. Ashcroft said, "Let's start where we left off. Are there any more questions?"
A girl raised her hand and asked, "Is it really legal to hold suspected terrorists without letting them talk to attorneys? Why did the recess go off 10 minutes early? And where the hell is Bobby?"



Found it in an old magazine, but thought ya'll might get a kick out of it.

BTW, this is just a joke, and is in no way meant to imply a particular bias towards any politician or political party. It is intended for humor only. If you feel you must turn this into a political rally or mudslinging contest I would like to formally ask you to KMA! in advance. Thank you and have a nice day.

 

LMAO...




The story is funny as hell too...