....truck bed you perv's! Ok, who's got the coolest toys on here? '04 Honda Rincon 650 atv here. Man is it a blast to get it filthy! Anyone else?

 

a Ford F-150 hd bed mat..

 

2004 Honda 400 Rancher 4X4 (Yellow & GPS) That's the toy in the back of my truck every weekend. It fits perfectly!

 

350 pounds of quality, grade A......sand

stupid winter.

 

Usually a few bird dogs. This is a pic of my old truck, but the '04 looks the same from this angle.

 

2 Snow sleds from taking my kids to some hills that peons with cars can't get too without some walking sticks...

 

some empty bottles and food wrappers.... some bolts and washers... one of these years i'll clean it out.

 

263 one quart Mason jars with the lids screwed on tightly.

It's my fart collection. Some men chase butterflies with a net, I chase my tail with a jar.

My wife won't let me keep them in the house because one might escape.

As any collector of fine wines knows, these babies are becoming more robust and full bodied with each passing month.

Of course, if I ever get in an acicident it would be an environmental disaster. Try to imagine 263 farts escaping at the same time. I do have the skull and crossbones toxic warning placard on the bumper so people won't tailgate.

I have one that I keep in a five gallon jug in the garage.
I don't talk about it much, kind of like how women don't like to talk about childbirth.

I don't even think it's legal to own it.
I mean Iraq got invaded for having this kind of stuff.

 

^^^

I have a Rod and Reel, Tackle box, and a casting net.

 

I haven't been home since Xmas so my bed is probably full of leaves and a bunch of cr*p my wife will be expecting me to take to the town dump as soon as get home in 3 weeks time.

 

Beer bottles, couple items of trash, Delta Toolbox with fishing gear, baseball gloves/bats, car wash stuff, etc, stolen street signs

Thats all i can think of right now...

 

jack, box of dynamat waiting to be put in the drivers side doors in the spring, couple towels, misc tools.

 

all the parts of my engine, my 3rd engine

 

Raoul you are one sick puppy...I like that in a person!

 

A matress, a blanket, Ali Landry and Anna Nicole Smith.