Anyone Hungry?
Anyone Hungry?
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From: Motor City
Hate to ruin YOUR fun kiddo....
Bacon ****** (which is quite safe for work, despite the name) caters to that lucrative niche market of people who enjoy bacon but don't want to cook it themselves. If you're such a person a Bacon ****** employee will come to your house and prepare some bacon for you, for a very reasonable price. You can choose from flavors such as Hickory Smoked, Honey Cured, and Cinnamon Bacon. Their motto is that they provide high quality meat on demand (MOD). The Bacon ****** site is so elaborate that it's almost believable, but after a bit of googling I discovered that it's actually a creation of netboredom.com, which is run by Matthew Vanderzee. It looks like Matthew has been creating hoax websites for the past ten years, at about the rate of one a year. He created Bacon ****** back in 2003. His latest creation is Frootsoup!, which claims to be one of the world's largest produce-based soup restaurant chains.
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From: Houston and Lil ol' England
Er, I knew that actually.
From their legal terms
Terms of Use
BaconWhores is a satirical website for entertainment purposes only. No warranty is made for personal harm, lost time, lost money, hunger, and/or any other result of scheduling an appointment through the BaconWhores Appointment Engine. BaconWhores has no obligation to fulfill, and will not fulfill, any appointment made through the BaconWhores Appointment Engine. No information submitted to the BaconWhores Appointment Engine is stored in any fashion. Other than orders placed for t-shirts, BaconWhores, Inc., is under no obligation to provide, perform, or fulfill any good or service ordered, and futhermore the company is under no obligation to exist in any fashion. T-Shirt orders are subject to availability, and if a selected size is currently unavailable, customer can opt to wait for availability, or have their payment refunded. T-Shirt orders typically ship within one week of the day the order is placed.
Just trying to entertain the troops on a Wednesday afternoon.
I use Sausage ***** for all my catering needs
From their legal terms
Terms of Use
BaconWhores is a satirical website for entertainment purposes only. No warranty is made for personal harm, lost time, lost money, hunger, and/or any other result of scheduling an appointment through the BaconWhores Appointment Engine. BaconWhores has no obligation to fulfill, and will not fulfill, any appointment made through the BaconWhores Appointment Engine. No information submitted to the BaconWhores Appointment Engine is stored in any fashion. Other than orders placed for t-shirts, BaconWhores, Inc., is under no obligation to provide, perform, or fulfill any good or service ordered, and futhermore the company is under no obligation to exist in any fashion. T-Shirt orders are subject to availability, and if a selected size is currently unavailable, customer can opt to wait for availability, or have their payment refunded. T-Shirt orders typically ship within one week of the day the order is placed.
Just trying to entertain the troops on a Wednesday afternoon.
I use Sausage ***** for all my catering needs
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From: The LBC (Long Beach, CA)
Originally posted by EnglishAdam
I use Sausage ***** for all my catering needs
I use Sausage ***** for all my catering needs
I live in Long Beach, where you always have to check for the Adam's Apple... and the sausage ***** are men
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From: Somewhere in the EU
Originally posted by Jordan not Mike
I live in Long Beach, where you always have to check for the Adam's Apple... and the sausage ***** are men
I live in Long Beach, where you always have to check for the Adam's Apple... and the sausage ***** are men
