blonde joke
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blonde joke
A BLIND MAN WALKS INTO A LESBIAN BAR BY MISTAKE,
FINDS HIS WAY TO THE BAR, AND ORDERS A DRINK
AFTER SITTING THERE A WHILE
HE YELLS TO THE BARTENDER
"HEY WANNA HEAR THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER?"
THE BAR GETS SUDDENLY QUITE.
IN A DEEP HUSKY VOICE THE WOMAN SITTING NEXT TO HIM SAYS
"BEFORE YOU TELL THAT JOKE ,BECAUSE YOU ARE BLIND
THERE 5 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW:
1:THE BARTENDER IS A BLONDE WOMAN
2:THE BOUNCER IS A BLONDE WOMAN
3:THE BLONDE WOMAN SITTING NEXT TO ME IS A PROFESSIONAL
BOXER
4: THE LADY ON YOUR RIGHT IS A BLONDE PRO WRESTLER
5: I AM A 6' 200 POUND BLONDE WOMAN WITH A BLACK BELT IN
KARATE, AND A BAD ATTITUDE
NOW THINK ABOUT IT MISTER
DO YOU STILL WANT TO TELL THAT JOKE? "
THE BLIND GUY THINKS ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND
SHAKES HIS HEAD AND SAYS
"NAH, NOT IF I'M GONNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT 5 TIMES"
FINDS HIS WAY TO THE BAR, AND ORDERS A DRINK
AFTER SITTING THERE A WHILE
HE YELLS TO THE BARTENDER
"HEY WANNA HEAR THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER?"
THE BAR GETS SUDDENLY QUITE.
IN A DEEP HUSKY VOICE THE WOMAN SITTING NEXT TO HIM SAYS
"BEFORE YOU TELL THAT JOKE ,BECAUSE YOU ARE BLIND
THERE 5 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW:
1:THE BARTENDER IS A BLONDE WOMAN
2:THE BOUNCER IS A BLONDE WOMAN
3:THE BLONDE WOMAN SITTING NEXT TO ME IS A PROFESSIONAL
BOXER
4: THE LADY ON YOUR RIGHT IS A BLONDE PRO WRESTLER
5: I AM A 6' 200 POUND BLONDE WOMAN WITH A BLACK BELT IN
KARATE, AND A BAD ATTITUDE
NOW THINK ABOUT IT MISTER
DO YOU STILL WANT TO TELL THAT JOKE? "
THE BLIND GUY THINKS ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND
SHAKES HIS HEAD AND SAYS
"NAH, NOT IF I'M GONNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT 5 TIMES"
