Tonight's Funny
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Tonight's Funny
A Mexican drinks his Tequila and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink
from the same one twice.
An Iraqi obviously impressed by this, drinks his camel beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK 47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't
need to drink out of the same glass twice either!
A United States Marine, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Bud-Light
and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his M-9 Beretta
and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi.
He says In America we have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't need
to drink with the same ones twice.
GOD BLESS THE USA!
pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink
from the same one twice.
An Iraqi obviously impressed by this, drinks his camel beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK 47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't
need to drink out of the same glass twice either!
A United States Marine, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Bud-Light
and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his M-9 Beretta
and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi.
He says In America we have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't need
to drink with the same ones twice.
GOD BLESS THE USA!
as many times ive heard that one its still funny 
