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OK, what the heck is up with Randy Coture's ear?
Man; I know he's a warrior, but *****. How can he live with that scar?
I'd just have the ear removed..
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A freind of mine's girlfriend bit half if his ear off in a night club (I've never hit a woman, but she wouldda got her @$ kicked that night) at a sleazy night club in Killeen. TX. Blood was everywhere- and another friend picked teh ear up, put it in a cup of ice- and took him to the nearest hospital.
Long story short, they tried to sew his ear back on, but days later it dried out, got crusty and snapped off.
Honestly, he looked better with half of it missing, than he did the way they had him patched up.
I guess one can expect to lose some body parts when you date skank-@$$ed, sleaze-bag strippers. She bit his ear off because she thought she saw him talking to another girl while she danced. Yes, she was a stripper- getting $5.00 put in her crotch by random guys She was fine, and had a body built for the porno industry- but that wasn't worth losing a body part over.
I know I deviated off the task a bit- but that's what it looks like happened to Randy's ear. At first I thought it was a hearing aid, or something- but no, this is a growth or a mutation or something...
UFC fans, please help.
Man; I know he's a warrior, but *****. How can he live with that scar?
I'd just have the ear removed..
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A freind of mine's girlfriend bit half if his ear off in a night club (I've never hit a woman, but she wouldda got her @$ kicked that night) at a sleazy night club in Killeen. TX. Blood was everywhere- and another friend picked teh ear up, put it in a cup of ice- and took him to the nearest hospital.
Long story short, they tried to sew his ear back on, but days later it dried out, got crusty and snapped off.
Honestly, he looked better with half of it missing, than he did the way they had him patched up.
I guess one can expect to lose some body parts when you date skank-@$$ed, sleaze-bag strippers. She bit his ear off because she thought she saw him talking to another girl while she danced. Yes, she was a stripper- getting $5.00 put in her crotch by random guys She was fine, and had a body built for the porno industry- but that wasn't worth losing a body part over.
I know I deviated off the task a bit- but that's what it looks like happened to Randy's ear. At first I thought it was a hearing aid, or something- but no, this is a growth or a mutation or something...
UFC fans, please help.
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