Tonights funny
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Tonights funny
W-M-R forgive me....
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing.' "
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth.
Ruined the whole damn thing.
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing.' "
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth.
Ruined the whole damn thing.
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Forgive you?? I'm sorry I just don't think I can do that. I don't think I can ever speak to you again. What a terrible joke, you are officially off my buddy list.....
Nah, just kidding!! I laughed my *** off. That was hilarious. All is forgiven...
...this time
Nah, just kidding!! I laughed my *** off. That was hilarious. All is forgiven...
...this time
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From: South Jersey
heres one
Nice one....LMAO.. Check this one out.
His and Her Diary Entries
> > > > HER DIARY
Sunday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans
to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long,so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk; he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him; he simply smiled
and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he
didn't say he loved me too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV.He seemed distant and absent.
Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came
to bed. And to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love,but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts where somewhere else.
I decided that I could not take it anymore so I decided to
confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My lifeisposition: form-data; name="message"
Nice one....LMAO.. Check this one out.
His and Her Diary Entries
> > > > HER DIARY
Sunday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans
to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long,so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk; he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him; he simply smiled
and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he
didn't say he loved me too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV.He seemed distant and absent.
Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came
to bed. And to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love,but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts where somewhere else.
I decided that I could not take it anymore so I decided to
confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
> > > > HIS DIARY
Michigan lost to Texas today. Bummer. Got laid though.
His and Her Diary Entries
> > > > HER DIARY
Sunday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans
to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long,so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk; he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him; he simply smiled
and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he
didn't say he loved me too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV.He seemed distant and absent.
Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came
to bed. And to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love,but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts where somewhere else.
I decided that I could not take it anymore so I decided to
confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My lifeisposition: form-data; name="message"
Nice one....LMAO.. Check this one out.
His and Her Diary Entries
> > > > HER DIARY
Sunday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans
to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long,so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk; he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him; he simply smiled
and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he
didn't say he loved me too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV.He seemed distant and absent.
Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came
to bed. And to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love,but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts where somewhere else.
I decided that I could not take it anymore so I decided to
confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
> > > > HIS DIARY
Michigan lost to Texas today. Bummer. Got laid though.