Worst thing your spouse/other could say to you?

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Jan 13, 2005 | 02:40 AM

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MROLDV8

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"The garage is 1/2 mine too, you know."

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Jan 13, 2005 | 03:28 AM

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inbred

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From: Lancaster, PA

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Originally posted by Bighersh
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"My toes aren't curling"

Tell her to leave her pantyhose on next time...

Jan 13, 2005 | 04:20 AM

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buckdropper

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From: south western NYS Latitude: 42.34 N, Longitude: 78.46 W

garbled i love you when performing oral. then you know it is over

Jan 13, 2005 | 05:20 AM

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vvyk3d

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screaming your dads name during sex/orgasm.

Jan 13, 2005 | 05:36 AM

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wild-mtn-rose

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From: Somewhere near the back of beyond

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screaming your dads name during sex/orgasm.

It would be extremely disturbing if my husband did that!

Jan 13, 2005 | 10:48 AM

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zapster

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From: ....I could be anywhere....

what about the best thing she ever said....? i got two of'em...."well we'll spend the 30 grand on your dumptruck just as long as it has a 9' plow"....and "my back hurts after sex....maybe you should get a girlfriend to play with as long as you dont do anything behind my back...just bring her home"...is this a good wife or what?...zap!

Jan 13, 2005 | 03:10 PM

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PSS-Mag

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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!

Honey,
"I should have told you this before.... but, my name use to be.. Kevin!"

Jan 13, 2005 | 03:18 PM

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rdy2rac with

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From: Hazel Park, MI

"You remind me of someone... that's right your mother."

I tell you that lady is crazy & I've got the psych reports to prove it.

Jan 13, 2005 | 06:37 PM

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PSS-Mag

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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!

Husband: Honey you know I love you! We've been married for a day now, I love your passion for B/J's...but when can we have actuall sex?

Wife: Just as soon as we pay for my sex change!

What!!!!!!!!!!

Jan 13, 2005 | 06:43 PM

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vvyk3d

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heh, beware the "girls" that only let u put it in their butt from behind.

Jan 13, 2005 | 07:12 PM

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PSS-Mag

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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!

universal one...

I think there is a warrant out for me. Because I had an orgy with some little boys?

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MJ said
Just BEAT IT

Jan 13, 2005 | 10:29 PM

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Tbird69

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From: Winnipeg, Manitoba

No you can't have that F150, let's get the Caravan instead!

Jan 13, 2005 | 11:23 PM

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PSS-Mag

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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!

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No you can't have that F150, let's get the Caravan instead!

Hey wait!... Thats not funny!....I've actually heard that before!

Jan 14, 2005 | 03:55 AM

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inbred

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" I just found out, we're not related"

Jan 14, 2005 | 04:09 AM

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From: Somewhere near the back of beyond

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" I just found out, we're not related"

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