For Christmas I got tickets to the Bills/ Stealers game yesterday and it was a great time, except for the crappy playoff run ending play of the Bills and the throngs of classless Pittsburg fans that invaded Buffalo. Here are some of the great stories from the Ralph.

1. Many Bills fans left the game early in disgust but got trapped in the parking lots b/c of traffic. I watched the whole painful thing and by the time I got out to the parking lot a few angry and resourceful Bills fans had built and were burning Bledsoe dummy and an a Stealers dummy (jersey number was hard to read b/c it was on fire). I love Buffalo fans.

2. I love seeing a u-haul truck pull into the parking lot, 20 drunk guys get out of the back, throw down four wooden pallets, pour on some gas and light it up. No one cares, happens all the time at the Ralph.

3. Bathroom beat down. I go to take a **** before exiting the stadium and I'm waiting in line for the urinals. This jerkoff in a huge amount of Stealers gear (he was a real ****** the whole game, sat a few rows up from me) stumbles in drunk out of his mind with two of his buddies (who I will admit wear wearing Bills jerseys). The drunken Stealers fan is yelling and hollering how much the Bills suck (not even focusing on their own team, a common theme among the arrogant Pittsburg fans all day) and try to push their way to the front of the line to ****. They bump into some guy with his son and knock the kid down and laugh about it. This guy spins the drunk around and decks him, his two buddies charge the guy protecting his kid and get rolled by the crowd in the bathroom. I took advantage of the confusion to get to the urinal and get out of there. A-holes got what was coming to them.

4. Drunk fugly skank chick in the row in front of me turned around and flashed the crowd behind her only to get booed b/c she was nasty looking. After that a chant of "crackwhore" started in our section.

5. One of the few group of decent Pittsburg fans I met in the parking lot promising to beat the Pats in the playoffs and sharing a "Roethlisberger" (a big freaking steak and sausage sandwich with eggs and cheese) all the way from Pittsburg with us. It was damn good. They liked my chili too.

All in all a fun day except for the awful performance of the Bills. I love tailgating, maybe one of these years I'll get to see the Bills win at home when I go; I'm 0-5 in the last five years.

 

Man, now that sounds like it was fun! Got your monies worth! ROFL on #4.

 

Pittsburg = Pittsburgh

Stealers = Steelers

If youre gonna bust on us, atleast spell it right, makes it much more meaningful.

And come on, like you didnt keep looking at the scoreboard and saw the word Steelers, in case you didnt recognize it, it was the word with the larger number next to it.

Peace,

Medic

 

Medic, the spell check got me with the "Pittsburg", stupid change all button. I always come up with a derogatory name for the other team; I guess "Stealers" isn't that creative but it’s a lot kinder than I usually am. I was a tough game to swallow, maybe the section I was in had a lot of bad Steeler fans in it, but man, I've been to Philly and Cleveland games and seen many opposing fans at the Ralph, but they were really a bunch of a-holes. I was wondering if perhaps the Bills could sign some of the Pittsburgh second and third team players, apparently they are better than our starters. In return we'll give you Tom Donahoe back, we don't want him in Buffalo anymore. Anyway, at least the "Pittsburg" "Stealers" should give the Pats fits and that is OK with me. Peace

 

Trust me, the Pats are goin down....

Just as they did earlier in the season.

As for our beloved fans, yeah, they are certainly on the boligerant side, no doubt.

We used to be a drinkin' town with a football problem...now we are a football town with a drinkin' problem.

Good Times!