What was the worst present you ever got on christmas?
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From: Minneapolis, MN
Originally posted by RockyJSquirrel
My mom has gotten somewhat senile in the last few years. Last year she gave me a big can with food and crap in it. A can of tuna, a jar of spaghetti sauce, some stale lollipops, a bag of microwave popcorn.
She's gotten really weird. She doesn't suffer from depression but she's a carrier. And she's a travel agent for guilt trips.
I still have the jar of spaghetti sauce, I might have to give it back to her this year.
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My mom has gotten somewhat senile in the last few years. Last year she gave me a big can with food and crap in it. A can of tuna, a jar of spaghetti sauce, some stale lollipops, a bag of microwave popcorn.
She's gotten really weird. She doesn't suffer from depression but she's a carrier. And she's a travel agent for guilt trips.
I still have the jar of spaghetti sauce, I might have to give it back to her this year.
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One year, I was about 19 or 20, she gave me a crushed box of klenex. I think she just wanted to see my reaction. My GF's jaw just about hit the floor. Sad but funny too.
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From my grandma I got a bag full of rocks
. She gave me these because for my birthday she got me a rock tumbler so I could polish rocks. She has this grand illusion that I should be a jeweler and make belt buckles out of shiney stones. :santa:
. She gave me these because for my birthday she got me a rock tumbler so I could polish rocks. She has this grand illusion that I should be a jeweler and make belt buckles out of shiney stones. :santa:
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That reminds me, I have rocks that need to go in the polish stage. The damn tumbler has been sitting in the closit for a few months in wait. 
Hey, nothing wrong with pulling something old out of storage on a rainy day.
Hey, nothing wrong with pulling something old out of storage on a rainy day.
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When I was a kid (6years old) in MO. Christmas eve, it was snowing. Dad has had a few and snow fell on the roof.
Well dad grabs his shotgun and runs outside. He lets loose a couple rounds while yelling "Santa get that F'ing sleigh off of my roof."
He comes in house and says "That should teach him a lesson, good night boys".
Well dad grabs his shotgun and runs outside. He lets loose a couple rounds while yelling "Santa get that F'ing sleigh off of my roof."
He comes in house and says "That should teach him a lesson, good night boys".
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From: Beaverton,MI
Well, my daughter just got her first worst gift.
Happy Holidays, your fired kid.
She worked at a Marshalls store, has been there for six months.
They let her work out her shift today and a 1/2 hour before she was done the assistant to the assistant manager calls her into the office to let her know she wont be needed anymore.
The fricken manager didnt even have the ****** to do it her self.
Anyway, she gets a great life lesson for Xmas.
Employers just dont give a fart.....
Sled...
Happy Holidays, your fired kid.
She worked at a Marshalls store, has been there for six months.
They let her work out her shift today and a 1/2 hour before she was done the assistant to the assistant manager calls her into the office to let her know she wont be needed anymore.
The fricken manager didnt even have the ****** to do it her self.
Anyway, she gets a great life lesson for Xmas.
Employers just dont give a fart.....
Sled...
