On the one hand, you have a crazed, experienced sportbiker on a bike that pretty much no vehicle could catch. On the other, a crazed, experienced driver in a truck that can't be knocked off the road. So, if our goal was to reach Tijuana, Mexico, for $5,000,000, and only one of us could survive to win the prize, who would it be?

 

Wow, thats a real clash of the Titans...

The case for Beanhead:

1. As we all know its not just sportbikers that dzervit wants to run off the road, its chidren, cats and old ladies as well. All the swerving will slow him down. Might lose major time if he has to stop to pry a wheelchair out of his undercarriage.

2. I don't think Dzervit could tear himself away from the postwhoring, he would have to take breaks to wow us with his razor sharp wit and that would hurt his time.

Then case for Dzervit...

1. Beanhead has a penchant for going fast on his sportbike (read cop magnet), every traffic stop will slow him down, as will detours to get around the roadblocks the man sets up to stop him.

2. Beanhead seems to have problems with cops when he gets stopped, time in a small town jail getting cornholed by toothless locals will slow him down.

Tough one...

 

We may also have to factor in recovery time as both are yankees with grating personalties (yeah, I know pot this is kettle) who will inevitably **** off someone down south and get cut with a broken bottle or beat within an inch of their life with two by fours and ax handles... I would say that this one is equal for both so I'm still stuck...

 

I think alot depends on the starting point. We both start from my hood or yours? I think either of our homies would ensure the other party wouldn't make it past city limits... although you'd need a lot of sport bikes to get the Tan Terror off the road... many would suffer. On the flip side, my homies ridin' on dubs wouldn't be much help since they blew 5K on wheels, not superchargers... or gas for that matter.

Too close to call...

EDIT: Wait a minute, can I drive the bimmer in this theoretical race?!

 

Dzervit



Beanie



Hmmm, sounds interesting.

I think they would get as far as Georgia and run into Tuff and some of his banjo playing buddies.

Game over

 

I would have to say Beanie would win. After reading some of Dzervits posts, I have a feeling he would get off track a little too often (trying to run over bikers, chasing 18 year olds...)

 

Without a doubt, a crazed, experienced driver in a truck that can't be knocked off the road.

 

Puh-leeze!!! They don't have to be 18....

 

yeah 18 is getting pretty old for dogs, they might not survive the shock.

 

I'll have to go with dzervit...

D has heat, AC, rain isn't an issue, and he can go further on a tank of gas than Beanie can on his bike.

Factor in the comfort of a car seat, as opposed to the butt-numbing cross-contry trek a motorcycle would have to have on one- and I say Dzervit by 45 minutes....

 

LMAO...

I'm talking more like a Mad Max style run, you know, lots of improvising, that sort of thing, only one of us could live. I'd have to somehow find a way to off D, and vice versa, and therein lies conundrum, he'd never be able to catch me (even in his bimmer), and I could never muscle the TT off the road....

I'd have to stop, pick up rocks/pipes, etc., and try and get close enough to D without getting run over....

 

Hmmmm..... I'd have to go with Bean, as he cut his teeth in Boston traffic.

 

I guess I'll have to go with dzervit on this one...since beanie got me in trouble with those bikers awhile ago...

 

No, no, no, YOU got yourself into that one!

 

Have to go with D if its for 5 mil. From his post over at the Subie forum he travels with air support as back up.
Although his post whoring would effect him as he would have to report his carnage along the way. Just see D as a more creative cheater, Sorry Bean, it was good knowing ya..

Sled...