Top Ten Things to do at Wal-Mart while Christmas shopping



Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.



Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at the same time.



Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.



Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in Electronics" and see what happens.



When a clerk asks if he can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?



Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to comb your hair.



While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.



Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, "Pick Me”





When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No! It's those voices again!!"



And last (but not least!)



Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait a few minutes... and then yell very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

 

Those are pretty good. I think that a trail of chocolate sauce leading to the bathroom would be even better though.

 

Off to wally world right now

 

 

this one reminds me of the time I chewed out the store manager at Home Depot.

She tried to help me load up the truck. I told her to "F Off" I told her that she had the worst run Depot Id ever been in and instead of running the store, she was moving carts in the parking lot.

I almost made her cry. A sure sugn that you are not mgmt material. (as Tom Hanks said "there's no crying in baseball!")