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From: Your moms house
Originally posted by vader716
Maybe same basic idea but just act bummed out. When they bring it up tell them you went at lunch to the alley and gave the manager cash because you didn't want the wife to find out about it and she would have if you wrote a check. Then they'll think you just lost the cash to some dishonest alley manager.
When they tell you it was a joke...go balistic. Fake a call to the alley, act like the manager denied getting the cash and tell them they owe you the $1600.
Maybe same basic idea but just act bummed out. When they bring it up tell them you went at lunch to the alley and gave the manager cash because you didn't want the wife to find out about it and she would have if you wrote a check. Then they'll think you just lost the cash to some dishonest alley manager.
When they tell you it was a joke...go balistic. Fake a call to the alley, act like the manager denied getting the cash and tell them they owe you the $1600.
OUTSTANDING ! ! !
That is if RP can act.
Any acting skills bud?
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From: Your moms house
Originally posted by TUFF FORD
Here's an idea that is quick and simple...oh, and funny as hell.
All you need is two rubber bands, four paper clips, two business cards and a butt-load of hole punched paper rejects.
Most desks have a pen/pencil tray right near the front of the drawer. Clear out all of the pens/highlighters/pencils etc from the tray area.
1. Take the two business cards and staple them together side by side longways (they'll need to overlap a little)
2. Punch a hole in each end of the business cards.
3. Open the paper clips 1/2 way
4. Attach a paper clip to each side of the double business card using the rubber bands
5. Stretch the rubber bands so that they can be attached to each side of the tray (you may have to work with this a little depending on the size of the tray).
6. FILL the tray with whole punched clippings.
You should now be able to twist the two business cards and build up so tension. Twist them as much or little as you want. When you let it go, it should spin like hell, and throw the whole punched pieces EVERYWHERE!
You will probably want to practice it a few times without the clippings in the drawer.
Just make sure that after you twist the cards and close the drawer, the cards do not let go while the drawer is closed.
The idea is for the cards to unravel and throw the clippings EVERYWHERE once a coworker opens the drawer.
Make sense? I did this numerous times at work and it makes one hell of a mess. Just make sure neither one of these two Bozo's have a heart condition. It's louder and scarier than you may think.
It's a blast to watch.
Here's an idea that is quick and simple...oh, and funny as hell.
All you need is two rubber bands, four paper clips, two business cards and a butt-load of hole punched paper rejects.
Most desks have a pen/pencil tray right near the front of the drawer. Clear out all of the pens/highlighters/pencils etc from the tray area.
1. Take the two business cards and staple them together side by side longways (they'll need to overlap a little)
2. Punch a hole in each end of the business cards.
3. Open the paper clips 1/2 way
4. Attach a paper clip to each side of the double business card using the rubber bands
5. Stretch the rubber bands so that they can be attached to each side of the tray (you may have to work with this a little depending on the size of the tray).
6. FILL the tray with whole punched clippings.
You should now be able to twist the two business cards and build up so tension. Twist them as much or little as you want. When you let it go, it should spin like hell, and throw the whole punched pieces EVERYWHERE!
You will probably want to practice it a few times without the clippings in the drawer.
Just make sure that after you twist the cards and close the drawer, the cards do not let go while the drawer is closed.
The idea is for the cards to unravel and throw the clippings EVERYWHERE once a coworker opens the drawer.
Make sense? I did this numerous times at work and it makes one hell of a mess. Just make sure neither one of these two Bozo's have a heart condition. It's louder and scarier than you may think.
It's a blast to watch.
I'd like to try that...I cant seem to figure it out though...I'm slow.....can you touch onit some more?
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From: The Bluegrass State
Originally posted by jamzwayne
Any acting skills bud?
Any acting skills bud?
As for my skills, I'm sure I'll bust out laughing. We'll give it a go though.
I've already talked to one of the culprits on the phone twice today. Both times I sounded very 'bland' and hopefully came off as bummed out. I made no mention of anything but, hopefully he got the initial clue.
Oh yeah, BTW, I went down at lunch and paid the bowling alley manager. MUHAHAHA!
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From: Utica, NY
That reminds me of one we did to one of my old bosses (for fun, not revenge...he was a good guy...)
wired up his brake lights to power up an old radio with a "dial" tuner, set in between AM stations....
Everytime he hit the brakes...static, but in context, it sounded like his brakes were grinding...he took it to three different shops to no avail!! We finally had to tell him what was up...
CLASSIC!!
wired up his brake lights to power up an old radio with a "dial" tuner, set in between AM stations....
Everytime he hit the brakes...static, but in context, it sounded like his brakes were grinding...he took it to three different shops to no avail!! We finally had to tell him what was up...
CLASSIC!!
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From: Friendswood, Texas
RP...
The goal here is guilt. It sounds like you get along well with these guys as I don't believe they would have done this otherwise. So don't say too much at any one time. Stretch it out over days to make them stew.
You're sad.
The money, oh the money. But it was your fault so you did the only right thing.
Next year's Christmas will be better.
It won't be the same without Tiny Tim....Never mind, I'm getting carried away.
Just have an envelope ready with a message signed by the owner: "GOTCHA"
Dave...
The goal here is guilt. It sounds like you get along well with these guys as I don't believe they would have done this otherwise. So don't say too much at any one time. Stretch it out over days to make them stew.
You're sad.
The money, oh the money. But it was your fault so you did the only right thing.
Next year's Christmas will be better.
It won't be the same without Tiny Tim....Never mind, I'm getting carried away.
Just have an envelope ready with a message signed by the owner: "GOTCHA"
Dave...
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From: Home of the Master's
RP,
Go to a party shop or check on line for FAKE Winning scratch off tickets ($25K or $50K) and leave them on their desks. Wait for all the hopping and hollering when they rub of the winning combination and then offer to drive them down to collect their winnings at the local lottery office. Be sure to have video camera to catch the action. As a side note you could send the footage to America's Funniest Home Video show and maybe win $100K for your self!!!! That would be priceless.........
Go to a party shop or check on line for FAKE Winning scratch off tickets ($25K or $50K) and leave them on their desks. Wait for all the hopping and hollering when they rub of the winning combination and then offer to drive them down to collect their winnings at the local lottery office. Be sure to have video camera to catch the action. As a side note you could send the footage to America's Funniest Home Video show and maybe win $100K for your self!!!! That would be priceless.........
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From: NH
If either or both of these guys are married send some hookers to their house while their wife’s are home. The reason for their visit, the hookers, should be because the check hubby wrote for the night of their “bowling event” was bad…
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From: Motor City
Originally posted by 01 XLT Sport
If either or both of these guys are married send some hookers to their house while their wife’s are home. The reason for their visit, the hookers, should be because the check hubby wrote for the night of their “bowling event” was bad…
If either or both of these guys are married send some hookers to their house while their wife’s are home. The reason for their visit, the hookers, should be because the check hubby wrote for the night of their “bowling event” was bad…
... and if that fails, have sex with thier wives!!
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From: NH
Originally posted by dzervit
Nice one XLT!
... and if that fails, have sex with thier wives!!
Nice one XLT!
... and if that fails, have sex with thier wives!!
It's a win-win situation, first the hookers to **** off the wife's and then you can have your way with the wife's...
