The following are allegedly a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.


Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing in your car?
A: Always wear a condom.

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too sh*tfaced to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she's cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

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Although funny, and based on the way that most a**holes drive around here . . . I could see those answers being the way some might respond, the CA written exam is all multiple choice, so this list of answers is bogus.

Besides, most folks around here are illiterate and would not be able to write even the rather limited answers above, and here in Lost Angeles, English is a second language, with the primary language being Spanglish as the majority of people here are illegal aliens . . . and of note, So. Cal. is in the process of being annexed to Mexico. Most of the folks here can neither read nor write English.

Still funny though.

Carry on.

 

I remember the good ol’ days of living in California…

I had a Bumper sticker that read:

”Don’t shoot I’ll move over…”

kobiashi will know what I am talking about…



edit:
DAMN I HATE WORD WHEN IT DON'T CATCH THE WRONG WORD...

 

Bummer sticker? Burt, is there something you aren't telling us? Ex navy and all that?

 

 

Road Rage ?

Drive-by shootings?

We don't have that here!

(Well, not any more at least. You can't have drive-by shootings because traffic doesn't move here any more. It's gridlock 24-7, 365.)

 

Our 28 year old Son is out there in LA(no, not Lower Alabama--I wish!). He call's once in a while on his way home from work as he sit's still in traffic, waiting minutes for it to move on .

Dan

 

Minutes !?!?!?!?!?

Where the heck is there traffic around here that moves in minutes?

We're talkin' hours in this town.

 

Kobiashi,

Yes I remember the traffic fondly in California. When I first got back here to New Hampshire I got a speeding ticket within the first week LMAO.

It was abnormal to see the speedometer register over 30mph for more then a few minutes, then 40, then 50, then 60, then 70 YAH BABY that’s what I am talking about!!!


Anyway what I was referring to about the sticker ”Don’t shoot, I’ll move over” was in the mid to late 80’s some of the freeway shootings because people wouldn’t get out of the fast lane. Boy that was a hoot…

 

Burt -

I lumped the fwy. shootings with drive-by as I saw them as kind of the same thing, but yeah, I remember the fwy. shootings.

Ain't L.A. great?

I don't know what's more dangerous though . .
yahoos with guns, or yahoos talking on cell phones while trying to drive.