A Good Clean Joke
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From: Better Call Sam ..Inside Joke
A Good Clean Joke
A Good Clean Joke
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)
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The woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
***Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling***
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If there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen either.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)
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The woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
***Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling***
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If there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen either.
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Words Women Use
Words Women Use
Fine-
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes-
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing-
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine".
Go Ahead-
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
Loud Sigh-
This is not actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "loud sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."
That's Okay-
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks-
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say,
"You're Welcome."
Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!
Send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh.
Fine-
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes-
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing-
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine".
Go Ahead-
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
Loud Sigh-
This is not actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "loud sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."
That's Okay-
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks-
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say,
"You're Welcome."
Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!
Send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh.