Hey, I actually started off with a valid post! The other monkeys took this ship down!

Hey Rock, lotta mental notes today... head getting cluttered yet?

 

Thanks, dzervit, you're a good man... Despite the whole Gerbil thing...















IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!

 

That kills me...We put a piece of clear scotch tape on this guys mouse ball. He was so pissed his mouse didnt work. He called the IT guy to come look at it and all. You should've seen his face when the IT guy pulled the tape off the ball....Man that was great

 

Our secretary (or whatever they're called these days) was having trouble with her rechargeble wireless mouse the other day. She was pissed that it quick working even put new batteries in it, but it wouldn't charge...

So, I plugged her charger back in for her, and all was better... (and no I wasn't the one who unplugged it. She kicked it loose under her desk)...

 

Now that its off track.

I was a copier tech a few years back. Went on a call for a machine copying to soon.
I went and checked it out, fond nothin wrong, told them so and left.
Next day get a call from the same place with same trouble.
I asked to see the person having the difficulty with the copier.
This 4 foot women with like 40 DDs comes along. I ask her to show me what it is doing.
She steps up to jmake a copy and sure enough before she can get to paper on the glass it starts.
Then I pointed out that her well endowed state was hitting the print button for her as she leaned up to put the paper on the glass, thus making it copy to soon. They never had that problem again..

Had a women call saying her fax wasnt working. Went and tested it to our office fax, worked fine. She said, " see its not working because the paper was still there and was not sent". After realizing what the hell she meant I told her it just strips of a thin layer of the paper and sends it, leaving the rest of her copy behind.

Sled...