i didnt go in today, didnt feel like it, and im studying for the first time this year, senior year- what do you expect? i got bored so if anyone else is bored, all are welcome. i have the attention span of a nat when it comes to "edukation"

 

good luck with that


so did Al.....






I know you dont want to sell shoes the rest of your life so get you butt to school

 

If you plan on going to college after high school, you better change that attitude real quick. High School is a joke compared to college

 

Well, the first year of college is a joke too- it gives you a false sense of security.

But, if you have a BS'er mantality; by the third semester you'll be skipping class and looking into the truck-driving academy.

Not that there's anything wrong with trucking....
I was "this" close from being a trucker myself (Like my father was), before I got the phone call that paid me a good salary, and allows me to be home every night.


3.83 GPA
Magna *** Laude
Phi Beta Kappa (Bachelor's)
Phi Theta Kappa (Associates)

 

Screw college, you don't need it. Skip the rest of the week. Play Halo 2. Mooch off your parents until they die, and make sure they leave you enough so you don't have to work after they are gone. Bump off any siblings to get the maximum inheritance possible.

 

Dzervit shows a good plan...

If that's a primary plan, then there's no need for college, or a High School diploma for that matter.


Nat = Gnat, by the way.

 

No no no... you gotta do high school... It lures the parents into a false sense of security - they thing you care. In reality, you should be drinking, hittin' as much *** as you can, pulling outragous pranks, and consuming as much drugs as your body can handle. Just hide all that from the 'rents. Start college, but take a blow off path like a major in 'communications'. Drop out when the parents realize there is no more hope. Should take a year or two. Continue to live like a rock star off their dime.

Your backup plan should be to have a chick ready to take you in. Always keep one on the back burner that is lusting after you but you actually haven't tapped yet since you *COUGH* respect her *WINK WINK*. Move in an mooch away! This should last you for some time, since women are gulible nutjobs.

 

Make sure you take out an insurance policy on those siblings before you do anything...

 

I know a guy...

 

Hind sight's 20/20 huh dzervit....

 

Yeah, I'd have 2 less siblings and banged that chick I tutored in chemistry...

 

Another "D" quote for you Tuff

 

I better pace myself... I wouldn't want to let all my 'D' nuggets of wisdom out too soon.

 

you guys are hilarious, i just get bored this year- im a straight A student with a 4.0. im definately going to college with aspirations of being a state trooped and a bartender on the side, spelling might be off im tired after a 9 hour day at work. but the posts definately did make me laugh, a lot.

 

A State Trooper and a bartender on the side. Interesting combination, get the people lubed up and send them out on the road to pinch em. One of your careers won't last long..