Ford Corporate Monetary Fund Support

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Old 10-29-2004, 12:42 PM
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Ford Corporate Monetary Fund Support

Seems that a charitable fund needs to be fired up for support of The Big Blue Oval.
I would like to be first in line to contribute my .02 cents. Having spent several huundred thousand dollars on Ford's over the years I still feel no obligation to continue buying Ford product. If something I like comes along and happens to be a Ford...so be IT. I owe Ford about as much loyalty as they owe me. I have had a dispute with Ford over warranty claims...do I feel ashamed about it..not even.

Personally I look forward to the day the Big Brother reels in all these adolesents running around in hot rods stirring up trouble..it's just plain un American.
Now Volkswagen has the right idea. One man..one car...and they should all look the same...grey in color and with that lil fascist insignia on the doors.
Top speed should be in the range of the Buzz Bomb. Steering linkage should be at least as accurate as the targeting system on the vonder vocket.

Ralph Nader will be designing the saftey helmet to resemble the Imperial pointed thang worn by all those mustachioed Militants. Rubber will be supplied by Brazilian ***** in league with the Confederate expats lurking in the jungle. Evey VW will have the stars and bars displayed on the roof.

The only option will be automatic morphine injections to dull the senses.
No warranty Disputes will be tolerated.
Let's get on with the New Ideas and old ideals.

Amen..can I get an Amen?

lets bury this corpse.
 

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WINNERS DONT USE DRUGS.

YOU LOSE, SIR
 
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I'm with you on that one Twisted99. Praise be to Kangaroo Jack.
 
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