...when you carry pictures of your truck in your wallet instead of your family.

 

When your wife says shes in the mood, so you jump in the truck for a ride around the block for foreplay...........

 

when your a member of this forum and spend as much time here as you do working throughout the day.

 

you b!tch out your wife for spending $50.00 on daughters dance outfit, but I just ordered $300 + superchips for truck.

 

you would be fired IMMEDIATELY if your boss knew how much company time you burned on this forum....

 

when you decide to take a semester off from college because you figure the tuition money is better spent on mods for the truck!

 

you find yourself swerving around an inch deep puddle in your road even though you're riding on 33 inch mud tires......

 

Its raining and your wife wants something at the store...and you tell her the garage door opener will not work...sorry...my truck could get wet...

 

...when every thought and word out of your mouth is about your truck..

Wife: "Honey my mother just died."
You: "Sorry to hear about that, hey come look I just waxed the truck, we can drive it to the funeral if the weather is alright."

 

...When you listen to the weather report 1st thing in the morning to decide which cleaning products you will use that day.

...When you constantly hit the refresh button to see how many members viewed your post...lol

 

when you tell your boss and operations manager not to lean on the paint, and you spend your lunch cleaning it 'cuz they had they grungya$$ed hands on it..

 

you spend as much time on here planning mods as you do actually out DRIVING the thing!

 

...you realize you made final payment on the five year loan over six months ago. (help)

 

...the minimum payment on your credit card for all the truck mods is the same or more than the truck payment itself!

 

...When you are accused several times of Driving While Intoxicated and explaining to the officer that you were swerving to avoid large bugs who were targeting your newly washed truck....

and if you do hit one, you pull into the first gas station and clean it off before it dries...