This last week has seen the sad passing of Rodney Dangerfield and Christopher Reeve.

Well, they say things always come in Three's.

Gentlemen, place your bets....












Oh, come on. Don't say you haven't been thinking the same thing.

 

I've got my fingers crossed for Michael Moore...

Actuall if I had to bet on it, I say that Martha Stewart gets shanked with a sharpened toothbrush in prison.

 

Or she goes into cardiac arrest from the drab decor!

 

I don't know about others, but my 'Date of Death' is Friday, September 18, 2026. Let everyone proclaim their glee.

http://www.deathclock.com/index.cfm

Good article:
http://www.usatoday.com/life/columni...op-candy_x.htm

 

Thursday March 12th 2043

I'll be 82. Not bad for a fat smoker.


Probably get shot by a jealous husband

 

that death clock is crap, it gave me five different dates and years with the same info. whichever way, I'm kicking off by 2026 at the latest. You know what they say, "live fast, die young, and leave a nice looking corpse."

 

Man I die at 65. Figures I get to retire and then I go T*TS up.

My Clock says Thursday April 27th 2034.

Just checked a bunch of different senarios (smoker BMI ) and no matter what I am dying on the 27th of April.

Woah If I go with a sadastic mode I have less than two years left. What the hell I am quiting work and going drinking.

Ok I quite now

 

The deathclock is pure entertainment, that's for sure! But you'd be amazed how many folks it freaks out!

 

Wow... Saturday, September 14, 2024.... hmmmm....

wow... only 20 years from now... that would make me just a little younger than my Dad when he died... and almost thirty years older than my mother.... Not too bad....

Nahh.... I'm gonna live to be a hundred...

 

I must be on "borrowed time":

 

Hmmm, Saturday June 6 2026

Whoowhoooo. I get to die two years before my retirement. And my wife thought I was nuts, when I started spending my retirement fund $$$

 

Live Fast,
Love Hard,
Die with your mask on.