An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but
only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first

pack and left the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former

U.S President, a Senator from New York, and a potential future president

And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people
don't want me to die." She took the second pack and jumped out of the
plane.
The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm the Senator from the great
state of Massachusetts." I am also going to be my parties nominee for
President. So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the fifth
passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and
served my country well, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the
last parachute."
The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's

smartest woman took my schoolbag."

 

LMAO....

 

haha...

I thought the punch line was gonna be..."no thanks, you take it, if you die, that means Kerry will be president.

 

Good stuff, I could only be so lucky...

signed badly represented in NY.