A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to
her,
draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells
nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to Human
Resources.
Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the coworker does, and
that
she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him. The HR
supervisor is
puzzled
by this approach and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a
co-worker
telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "Its Keith, the
midget."

 

Good one.

 

funny

 

 

 

LOL, that is so bad!!
......

 

A modernized version of the Joke I use to tell in middle school.

When is OK to slap a midget ... when he says "Gee your hair smells terrific." (Line from an OLD shampoo commercial.)

 

An old farmer in Kansas had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep part of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and grumbled, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."


Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time.