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is there a discount for 2 dozen or would it be two dimes ?


do you trust men ?

 

dirt bike dave hit the nail on the head


DO NOT DO NOT call the husband. What will that accomplish? He probably won't believe you or still want to kick your azz. To some people it doesn't matter that you didn't know, you still had his wife. DO NOT DO NOT call the husband.

 

I still say give her The Twinkler, then have her go into a Spicey Stanley for you.

Personally, I'd give her a Shanghai Shampoo or The Beverly Hills Whiffer.

If she's into doing it in public, then try the McDonald's Quick Draw to spice things up a bit.

Better yet, give her the absolute classic Abe Lincoln before you toss her out like yesterday's trash.

 

Or freak her out by putting a plastic bag over her head....

 

Ok, my last two suggestions, I gotta hit the hay... anywho, try givin her the 'Tony Danza'. Or, if you feel you have skills in the sack, try the risky but very rewarding Angry Dragon!!!

I'll let you kids ponder the moves I've mentioned.... in time you will master all of them, grasshopper.

 

She is afraid to divorce him now because she's worried he will take the children away from her. If they divorce, will a court give him full custody?? Courts are usually on the side of the mothers, right?

I think that he is abusing her now that he found out about our affair. She says she cares for him, but does not love him. She says she loves me, but doesn't want to split her family apart and risk losing the children.

He took away all her credit cards and even her cell phone.
She contacted me today via email and said that he is watching her every move.

I emailed her and asked if she would meet me on Saturday, so we could talk about things in person. I'm waiting for her reply.
I can't believe what I'm involved in, but I can't walk away yet.

 

Dude, once a liar always a liar.

 

I can't believe your still talking to her.... it better be just to get the opportunity for a Donkey punch or the more complex Abe Lincoln!

 

Okay folks... let's tread VERY lightly from here on out.

 

Sorry boss... something is seriously wrong with me... I just can't help it!

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anyone else feel a little sorry for dzervit's significant other? Anyway, sounds like she is nuts, run don't walk away from her, next thing you know you might find a rabbit boiling away in a pot on your stove.

 

Man... what a crappy situation.... Well, it can't go on forever, something has got to give sometime...

 

You emailed her back? Do you have a death wish? Hope she was at a safe place like a friends house. You just might end up meeting her husband on Sat!

I'd stick to phone calls to be sure. Now that hubby knows you should be very careful if you want to persue the situation. And it sounds like he is pretty possessive right now. His actions IMO, treating her like a teenager by taking away her phone and such is a red light this dude is not thinking rationally. If this guy were a real man he would have bounced her out on her azz. But he obviously wants to keep her, your not going to get her without a fight, and with all they have together, your not going to win.

You need to be cool and keep your head straight. Don't act strictly on emotions, concider the concequences first. She must be some prize!

Good luck.

 

I think we're getting our chainz yanked fellaz.

I mean, it's one thing to have YOUR wife betray you, but to experience heart-felt betrayal from another man's wife- that's got to be some sort of record.

The two kids would have been my first alert, and she would have been relegated to b**ty-call from the giddiup with me. Where there are kids there has been a man, and you don't want to wake up one morning with a .38 in your face. The first three women I hooked up with at Ft. Hood were all married, but- they neglected to tell me that until we'd been together for a while. Two of the three even hid their kids; so I'm thinking I'm with a single woman. I mean no toys, no playpens, and no pictures.

Someone said it- women are at a much higher level when it comes to playing games like this. We do stupid stuff, like bring them to our houses, or- let them drive our cars (trucks).

I'd say this.

1.) I'd never say anything to the man. This could get you in a fight, or killed. I've been in this situation; I was with this one girl 48-hrs before her husband came to visit. She'd never told me (Until the morning after) that she was married and had two kids. She was in the Army, he wasn't. She tells me this after months of trying to get me to "commit to the relationship"

We had Brigade Organization Day that Wednesday, and she was walking hand-in-hand with him, and their kids. I thought to myself, as I spoke to them at the iGloo, if you ONLY knew who you were married to... I didn't care back then, it was about quantity for me, not quality! But, when she wanted to get back with me (After he'd gone back to South Carolina) I had nothing to do with her.

2.) I'd rarely, if ever do anything with her again; if you know what I mean..

3.) Kidding, I'd cut my losses, and move on to the next.

4.) For your own self assurance, since you were unwittingly a part of a time-share plan; you'd best get checked out- that way you'll know you're OK.

Or, you could always go to various payphones, and call the house to speak to (her name) and never acknowledge ol' boy.

Example: Ring-ring-ring.

(Other guy) Hello,
You: Let me speak to _________.
(Other guy) Can I tell her who's calling?
You: Yeah, go ahead.
(Other guy) Well, who are you?
You: Listen, just put that _____ on the phone please.

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