1. Weightlifting commentator at the women's Olympic ****** and Jerk Event:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her ****** this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in
front of the similar one in back."

4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."

6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it.. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the *** of the Oxford crew."

9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian ****s is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven ****s on the field."

10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that before each final round, his wife takes out his ***** and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"

 

ROFLMAO!!!

 

LMAO- or how about the horse race announcer who had to call a race with a horse named "hoof hearted!"

 

followed by "eyes melted"...

 

I think that they must have all gone to the "Yogi Berra School of Public Pronouncement"

Hey Serotta, how's it going, ay?

 

CCMBFROTFLMAO.

 

RR, things are fine, hope BC is high and dry. It looks like we're fixin' to get wet!