Subject: Boyfriend/Husband
> >
> >
> >
> > Dear Technical Support,
> >
> > Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
a
> > distinct slowdown in overall system performance - particularly in
the
> > flower and jewellry applications, which operated flawlessly under
> > Boyfriend 5.0.
> >
> > In addition , Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
> > such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.3 and then installed
> > undesirable programs such as AFL/NRL 5.0, Rugby Union 3.0 and Golf
Clubs
> > 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
> > crashes the system.
> >
> > I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
> > avail. What can I do?
> >
> > Signed,
> >
> > Desperate.
> >
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> > ____
> > Dear Desperate,
> >
> > First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,
while
> > Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Enter the command
&quote://http.I
> > Thought You Loved Me, and download Tears 6.2, and don't forget to
> > install
> > the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed,
Husband
> > 1.0
> > should automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers
3.5.
> >
> > But remember, overuse of the above applications can cause Husband
1.0
> > to default to Grumpy Silence 2.8. Whatever you do, DO NOT install
> > Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will
> > eventually
> > sieze control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt
to
> > install the Boyfriend 6.0 program. This is an unsupported
application
> > and will crash Husband 1.0.
> >
> >
> >
> > In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited
> > memory and cannot integrate new applications quickly. You might
> > consider
> > buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
> > recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
> >
> >
> > Good Luck,
> >
> > Tech Support.

 

AHA, Now I know where I went wrong!!

I'm in trouble then cuz I think Tears 6.2 and the Guilt 3.0 update got worms long ago and are toast. As a result Grumpy Silence 2.8 runs a lot more often than it used to and Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7 just don't seem to perform the same way. Are you sure that the Boyfriend 6.0 program will crash Husband 1.0? It won't simply cause Husband 1.0 to automatically install and run Jealousy 4.1 which will in turn make Romance 9.5, Personal Attention 6.3, Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5 run more often and with greater efficiency?
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Thanks for the laugh buckdropper!!