The Lexus LS400 Story -

A woman bought a beautiful new Lexus LS400.
But the next day she returned complaining that she
couldn't figure out how to tune the radio. The
salesman explained that the radio was voice
activated.

"Watch this" he said. "Nelson!"

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued.... and "On The Road Again"
poured from the speakers. The woman drove away happy.

For the next few days every time she'd say "Beethoven"
she'd hear one of his beautiful symphonies, and if she
said, "Beatles" she'd instantly enjoy one of their classic songs.

But then one day as she was driving through a busy
intersection an inattentive couple approaching too fast on
her right, ran through a red light. They nearly creamed
her beautiful new car. Just in time she was able to swerve
and avoided a nasty crash.

"*******S!" she yelled.

The French National Anthem began to play -
sung by
the Dixie Chicks, Jane Fonda and Michael Moore.

 

LMFAO