I heard this guy on the XM comedy station the other day and looked him up...he's hilarious...thought I'd share this masterpiece...

t!tt!es and beer

 

Rodney Carrington?

 

Yup!

I guess the end of the song gave it away?

 

yea ive got all his skits downloaded on my computer. He's great!!

 

Thanks alot Tuff...now I got that song stuck in my head

Thats classic, I love it

 

That's a good one TUFF

 

If you think that guys funny DL some Larry the cable guy!! he is the funniest guy in the world
JJ

 

couldn't find the song, but here's the lyrics to another Carrington dittie, or is that tittie.....

im gettin married to my pickup truck
it doesn't leave me when im down on my luck
it doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer
or want a divorce
it doesn't care if I stay out late
it doesn't bitch about the money i make
we'll be together till the end
it won't sleep with my best friend
im gonna get down on one knee
and ask my truck if it'll marry me
i'll never drive another car
we'll honeymoon at the titty bar
we're gonna have the time of our life
the exhaust pipes are tighter than my Ex-wife
you think im crazy, but listen to this
i can bring home a hooker and it won't get pissed no
wedding ring won't cost me a buck
when I get married to my pickup
pickup truck

 

He'll be here in October...yours truly has tickets!

We need a 'redneck' smilie, don't you think?

 

Didnt Frank Zappa coin that phrase in his song?

 

That was the first time youve heard Rodney Carrington?

You poor deprived soul. Way better than everyone on the blue collar comedy tour IMO

 

The blue collar comedy tour wsnt very good i didnt think so at leats...ron white is pretty funny but larry the cable guy has a new DVD and its hilarious! has a little more filth! hhaha
JJ

 

I saw Larry the Cable guy last night in Valdosta. Very funny!!