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Old Aug 10, 2004 | 08:22 PM
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vtec rapper

admittedly off topic, but funny none the less.

my apologies to the moderators, I know this gets moved or deleted, but I wanted to share with the Lightning guys.

http://www.angelfire.com/tn3/kaitlyn/McNasty

some of my favorite excerpts:

Went to Pep Boys and bought all the neon lights Its like Las Vegas when you see me at night...

I doing loud fly-bys all down tha highway
Bumping some techno with my visor turned sideways

If you wanna race ya *** will get tossed
I throw in it neutral and rev up the exhaust...

I’ll eat a Saleen like ya momma lean cusine...

I got another victory in the "domestic basher"
I’ll pull in front of you and throw on my flashers...

Tha Civic is more like a rocket than it is a car
You’ll be sayin to ya self “damn is that a type R”

I fix you a "Type R" burger with some vtec sauce
You’re *** will be fired cause Honda is tha boss...

Is NOT called nitrious that chit is called called NOS
You should know by now your life is a loss
apologies again for off topic.

later,
chris
 
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Old Aug 10, 2004 | 08:53 PM
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Damn, thats some funny *****. That just made my night, or day I guess since Im just heading into work. Thanks for the link
 
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Old Aug 11, 2004 | 01:52 AM
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Chris:

Things like that always make me marvel at how different lives can be. I can just see him with his hat on sideways and gold chains matchin' all the bling on that type R.

It's kinda like the boomin' bass thing. I'm sure the future deaf population are all convinced that some pretty young girl, somewhere and sometime, will say "Oh, Mama, my knight is coming to take me away. I can hear him - I just know its him!"

Make no mistake, some of the ricers are really, really quick. There was quite a buzz on the forum about the video "You've got the hit". I bought it and am still fascinated by the Celica Supra that was running 9.45 in the 1/4 mile. That's geting with the program. But, in my own perverted sense, I find the magic of the blower screaming while cranking out about 500 pound feet of torque to be all the music I need. One of the first changes I made on my L was a significant stereo upgrade. It is the least cost effective change I've made on the vehicle, since its usual position is "off"and I usually only turn it on for traffic.
 
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Old Aug 11, 2004 | 01:56 AM
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Old Aug 11, 2004 | 02:21 AM
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Great post Chris
 
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Old Aug 11, 2004 | 04:34 AM
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If you knew the post was off topic, why would you post it in the Lightning forum anyway???
 
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Old Aug 11, 2004 | 08:00 AM
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because I have lots of Lightning friends here and I wanted to share it for them to enjoy.

nobody would have seen it in General Discussion...

again, I apologize for breaking the rules but lets not get carried away...
 
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Old Aug 11, 2004 | 06:51 PM
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Originally posted by superfords
because I have lots of Lightning friends here and I wanted to share it for them to enjoy.

nobody would have seen it in General Discussion...

again, I apologize for breaking the rules but lets not get carried away...

Just because some Lightning owners think that the lightning forum is the only thing to read on this site doesn't make it right for you to post off topic things in there.
Don't get carried away.
 
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Old Aug 11, 2004 | 07:48 PM
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Originally posted by clonetek
Just because some Lightning owners think that the lightning forum is the only thing to read on this site doesn't make it right for you to post off topic things in there.
Don't get carried away.
the fact that the Lightning forum has over a half a million posts and probably gets about 70% of the entire site's traffic (based on posts and thread count) speaks for itself.
 
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Old Aug 12, 2004 | 03:34 AM
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Oh, so does that mean we should have everyone post in there from now on? That would clutter things up nicely!

It may "speak for itself", but it will never tell you to post things in the wrong forum.
 
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Old Aug 12, 2004 | 08:46 AM
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clonetek - drop the attitude. you love busting people for small stuff. simmer down.
 
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Old Aug 12, 2004 | 12:41 PM
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Originally posted by 93Cobra
drop the attitude. simmer down.

Hello Mr. Pot, I'm Mr. Kettle.
 
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Old Aug 12, 2004 | 06:42 PM
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Old Aug 13, 2004 | 03:02 PM
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Originally posted by blacklariatfx4
Wow! And I thought that mall security guards were full of themselves......I guess I'll just stick to the 04 forum, wouldn't want someone showing up at my doorstep to break my typing fingers....

Anyways, cool video
Great way to clasify him. He likes to enforce the rules and break them at the same time.
bad boys, bad boys. whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do....
 
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Old Aug 13, 2004 | 05:27 PM
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So you think we should just go ahead and drop all the separate forums & just have one forum for everyone to post in?

That's what I thought. No.
We have different forums for a reason.


93Cobra has harbored a grudge toward me for a long time because I kept moving his off topic posts about his Explorer out of the Lightning forum. Ever since then he's been taking pot shots at me.
After that he became a little forum tattle-tale. We got tons of reported posts from him. I don't know what we would have done without our little lap dog.

Originally posted by 93Cobra
Great way to clasify him.
I classify you as a little cry baby. (And a bad speller)

(I don't believe in the whole "turn the other cheek" crap. You insult me, I insult back.)


blacklariatfx4: The guards are there for a reason, probably to protect us from people like you.
 
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