Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation.

Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and shaking. The other flea asks him, " Why are you shaking so badly?"

The first flea says, "I rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."

The other flea responds saying," That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where its warm and cozy. Its the best way to travel that I can think of."

The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter.

A year goes by..... When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again.
The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"

"Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said.
I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in.
I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep.

When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."

 

 

Good one.

 

absolutely ......

 

nothing funnier than the truth

 

LMAO, that was so bad!!