What's your Pet Peeve?
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From: Your moms house
Originally posted by dzervit
1. Candy-*****.
2. People who base ANY decision soley on what another person says
3. Chicks that don't put out (I'm with you, Tuff)
4. That stupit security seal on CDs/DVDs/Video games
5. ESPN HD channel - 90% of the programming ISN'T REALLY HD!!!! %$*#(@
6. People that don't use A/V software
7. People that think IE is the best browser out there
8. All other people on the roads/highways/freeways
9. Cats
10. Non-alcoholic beer
11. Purfume @ the gym
12. Hot women that cover up @ the gym
13. Old bags that DON'T cover up @ the gym
14. Old men that don't cover their old crusty shriveled sacks in the locker room @ the gym. WTF is that about?!
15. Fat people pigging out at McD's
16. Celebs who 'give back to the people'
17. Celebs who voice their policital opinion in their movies/songs/whatever. Shut up and entertain me, jackarse.
18. People who use PCs everyday and never take the time to learn how to type like a human being!!! Hunt... peck.. hunt... peck.. AARRRRGGGGHHH!!!
19. High Humidity
20. The general public. I hate people.
Time to go home /end rant.
1. Candy-*****.
2. People who base ANY decision soley on what another person says
3. Chicks that don't put out (I'm with you, Tuff)
4. That stupit security seal on CDs/DVDs/Video games
5. ESPN HD channel - 90% of the programming ISN'T REALLY HD!!!! %$*#(@
6. People that don't use A/V software
7. People that think IE is the best browser out there
8. All other people on the roads/highways/freeways
9. Cats
10. Non-alcoholic beer
11. Purfume @ the gym
12. Hot women that cover up @ the gym
13. Old bags that DON'T cover up @ the gym
14. Old men that don't cover their old crusty shriveled sacks in the locker room @ the gym. WTF is that about?!
15. Fat people pigging out at McD's
16. Celebs who 'give back to the people'
17. Celebs who voice their policital opinion in their movies/songs/whatever. Shut up and entertain me, jackarse.
18. People who use PCs everyday and never take the time to learn how to type like a human being!!! Hunt... peck.. hunt... peck.. AARRRRGGGGHHH!!!
19. High Humidity
20. The general public. I hate people.
Time to go home /end rant.
[EDIT]
But I agree with #20. I work in tech support and I think I have heard every STUPID question out there.
Last edited by jamzwayne; Jul 12, 2004 at 05:21 PM.
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From: Motor City
Originally posted by TUFF FORD
Every post that he made today has been bitching or griping about something!
Every post that he made today has been bitching or griping about something!
People are seriously gettin' on my nerves today... damn working getting in the way of my F150-Online time! Gonna be another day of it tomorrow! Just one of those days, boys!
Now that I think about it, even if I was in a good mood my above post wouldn't have changed. The few other posts may have, but not this one.
*ppppttttsssss* <---- beer opening.
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From: Maryland
Wow this will be a long one!
1.overly big sigs that get used every post
2.CEO's
3.IRS Audits
4.The "ME" syndrome
5."I am the only one on the planet" syndrome"
6.people who pull out onto a 50 mph road at 10 mph (reference #'s 4 and 5 above)
7.red light/stop sign runners
8.stupid people
9.PMS
10.wait staff that think when you don't leave them a tip it's because your a jerk and not that they gave horrible service
11.most service writers
12.the people in front of me in the grocery store line (you know what I mean)
13.big stupid wings and fart pipes on moms 4 door automatic hyundai/civic/accord/kia/etc.
14.low class scum bag people that think it's their right to smoke at my 4 year old girls soccer game
15. people who speed on my street while my kids are playing in the yard
16. late brakers
17.people that go the speed limit or below in the fast lane
18.wannabe's
19.dog and cat hair
20.fat people that complain about their health
I have many more because I am in a bad mood right now. I figured 20 was enough for now.
Later-
1.overly big sigs that get used every post
2.CEO's
3.IRS Audits
4.The "ME" syndrome
5."I am the only one on the planet" syndrome"
6.people who pull out onto a 50 mph road at 10 mph (reference #'s 4 and 5 above)
7.red light/stop sign runners
8.stupid people
9.PMS
10.wait staff that think when you don't leave them a tip it's because your a jerk and not that they gave horrible service
11.most service writers
12.the people in front of me in the grocery store line (you know what I mean)
13.big stupid wings and fart pipes on moms 4 door automatic hyundai/civic/accord/kia/etc.
14.low class scum bag people that think it's their right to smoke at my 4 year old girls soccer game
15. people who speed on my street while my kids are playing in the yard
16. late brakers
17.people that go the speed limit or below in the fast lane
18.wannabe's
19.dog and cat hair
20.fat people that complain about their health
I have many more because I am in a bad mood right now. I figured 20 was enough for now.
Later-
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From: Somewhere in the EU
Originally posted by dzervit
. . . 20. The general public. I hate people.
. . . 20. The general public. I hate people.
I guess if I had a pet peeve it'd be this . . .
Lately, people yacking on cell phones while they should be paying attention to their driving has gotten out of hand.
I don't know about other towns, but here in Lost Angeles it seems everyone needs to be talking on the phone 24/7, it's become some kind of pandemic disease is all that I can figure.
Everyone yaking in their car, cell phone held to their heads...It almost looks like some birth defect with massive numbers of people born with their right hands stuck to the side of their heads.
And with all this yacking behind the wheel, no one is paying attention to their driving. Lately people are swerving all over the lanes (which around here are already too thin). In the past month I have had to make many maneuvers to avoid being hit by some clueless nit-wit drifting into me.
I know in some cities they have implemented laws against talking on the cell phone while driving...
I wish they would here.
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From: NH
1. People at work who think they have all their Constitutional rights. ”No you do NOT have freedom of speech so you can talk about your weekend when you should be working, nor do you have the right to just go strolling around. You DO have the right to remain silent or be FIRED, now GET TO WORK!!!!”
2. Police that pull you over for no reason at all ”What, 30mph over the speed limit is illegal, well I’ll be damn”
3. X-wifes ”Shut up I don’t want to hear about your stupid problems, we are not married, we are divorced therefore I do NOT have to suffer from headaches from you mouth running continually, damn women don’t you have a rev limiter or something?”
4. People telling me “She’s to young for you” ”Is she 18? Then it’s legal, if there is grass on the field PLAY BALL!”
5. Paying taxes ”Damn I pay that much in a month, chit I could buy 2 brand new trucks and still have money to spend on those “she’s to young for you” women”
6. People that call you on the phone and ask “Who is this?” ”Who the HELL do you think this is you idiot you called me, when you figure out my name do NOT call back unless you have cash to give me or a tip on one of those “she’s to young for you” women”
7. Political debates when I am wrong. HOLD ON, that’s not a pet peeve because I am always RIGHT…
8. Mother-in-laws, HOLD ON she is dead, no longer a pet peeve…
9. Virgins that say they have a headache ”HEY you don’t have a damn clue on what to have a headache over, YET”
10. CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”The only good cat is one that has been installed as a speed bump”
Here kitty, kitty, kitty…
2. Police that pull you over for no reason at all ”What, 30mph over the speed limit is illegal, well I’ll be damn”
3. X-wifes ”Shut up I don’t want to hear about your stupid problems, we are not married, we are divorced therefore I do NOT have to suffer from headaches from you mouth running continually, damn women don’t you have a rev limiter or something?”
4. People telling me “She’s to young for you” ”Is she 18? Then it’s legal, if there is grass on the field PLAY BALL!”
5. Paying taxes ”Damn I pay that much in a month, chit I could buy 2 brand new trucks and still have money to spend on those “she’s to young for you” women”
6. People that call you on the phone and ask “Who is this?” ”Who the HELL do you think this is you idiot you called me, when you figure out my name do NOT call back unless you have cash to give me or a tip on one of those “she’s to young for you” women”
7. Political debates when I am wrong. HOLD ON, that’s not a pet peeve because I am always RIGHT…
8. Mother-in-laws, HOLD ON she is dead, no longer a pet peeve…
9. Virgins that say they have a headache ”HEY you don’t have a damn clue on what to have a headache over, YET”
10. CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”The only good cat is one that has been installed as a speed bump”
Here kitty, kitty, kitty…
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From: Never Never Land
All this PC crap going on. Everyone is offended about something. Get the hell over it!!!
The only people that can still be made fun of/stereotyped/mocked are us white anglo-saxon southern Americans or simply put us hicks. Having been the world over, I have taken my share of all the hillybilly hick jokes and been accused of being a racist just because of my accent. I can take it and just laugh but I'm sick and tired every time someone who feels that what someone elses says(or sound like) is offensive and feel they should be fired/banned or otherwise burned at the stake. Get a life!!
And no damn't I didn't marry my sister, I married yours and your sure as hell not my brother
The only people that can still be made fun of/stereotyped/mocked are us white anglo-saxon southern Americans or simply put us hicks. Having been the world over, I have taken my share of all the hillybilly hick jokes and been accused of being a racist just because of my accent. I can take it and just laugh but I'm sick and tired every time someone who feels that what someone elses says(or sound like) is offensive and feel they should be fired/banned or otherwise burned at the stake. Get a life!!
And no damn't I didn't marry my sister, I married yours and your sure as hell not my brother
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From: Somewhere in the EU
Originally posted by Odin's Wrath
Let me qualify that.
FAT girls that would be hot...
... if they weren't so damned fat.
Let me qualify that.
FAT girls that would be hot...
... if they weren't so damned fat.
Odin . . . where would you like your subscription to BBW sent?
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From: Motor City
Well, as my winds down and I prepare for bed and another day in hell.. er... at work, I decided to share some more pet peeves of mine..
21. People that use 640x480 or 800x600 on a 17" or larger monitor.
22. Lawyers
23. Laws created to protect me from myself. The man can't hold me down!
24. Personal trainers. The bad ones. Which is almost all of them.
25. People that hire personal trainers just to talk to them
26. The media
27. People that believe the media
28. Those %*%#( bastards that cut you off, pull a stupid move, or almost hit you and then get PO'd and start yelling at you like it's your fault. I'm about 1 more incident away from getting out of my vehicle and causing TUFF FORD more work, if you know what I mean.. .
29. Fat chicks that dress light they weight 110lbs *throws up a little in my own mouth*
30. Kids that act like they are from the ghetto. Talkin' all gangsta and shiznit, ya know wut I'm sayin dog?
31. Uninsured motorists. Next time some piece of %(*( hits me, I'm CALLING THEIR AGENT right then and there to VERIFY they ACTUALLY have an ACTIVE policy. If not, pummeling shall commence and not stop until I feel satisfied or arrested, which ever comes first.
32. NBA/NFL/NHL/Nwhatever players that whine about how they are treated, how much they make, or how they are exploited. How 'bout shuttin' the hell up and putting the friggen ball through the hoop/uprights/net and win daddy some money, huh?! Then take your six-figure league minimum sorry **** and drive your $250,000 car back to your zillion sqft palace and wait until the next game. No talk, just work.
33. Unruley kids
34. Parents they don't control their unruley kids. "ooohhhh.. spanking is wrong and cruel... I'll talk it over with him/her" Don't make me hurt you, you hippie freak. How 'bout you go get me a beer & give me $20? No?! *SMACK*. Care you re-think your answer? Hey! Thanks for the beer and 20-spot! See how effective that is?!
35. Those stupid %*@(in H2s. Spend the extra 10k and get a real H1, not an overpriced suburban. Jackarse.
36. People that think more gun control would actually work. Uhhh yeah, 'cuz criminals are legally packin' now, and forcing a background check/cooling off period would effect the BLACK MARKET! Idiots!
37. Commercials that discuss bloating, cramps, flow rates, freshness and absorbency.
38. Push up bras.... yeah, the presentation is great, but they are SO %*#(@ decieving!! You never know what the present is REALLY gonna be until you undo the packaging... it's like getting socks for x-mas.
39. Thongs on chicks that make it look like that little string that holds a pot roast together.
40. The idiots that can't get close enough to the drive thu window or ATM, so they must pull forward a little and open the door... WTF?! You idiots! You see that big circle in front of you?! If you turn is a little, you can make your car move in that direction, and actually get close to stuff! And if you think your going to hit something, there is this WACKY horizontal pedal you can press to STOP your car before you hit something, giving you the time to turn that big circle the opposite direction to avoid ripping your mirror off.... How do these people make it through life?! Seriously! You timid driving feable piece of crap, go park your car and walk in if you can't operate your motor vehicle correctly. T$*R((@)@#!
That's all for now... I'm riled up enough so I won't sleep for at least another hour... grrrrr..
21. People that use 640x480 or 800x600 on a 17" or larger monitor.
22. Lawyers
23. Laws created to protect me from myself. The man can't hold me down!
24. Personal trainers. The bad ones. Which is almost all of them.
25. People that hire personal trainers just to talk to them
26. The media
27. People that believe the media
28. Those %*%#( bastards that cut you off, pull a stupid move, or almost hit you and then get PO'd and start yelling at you like it's your fault. I'm about 1 more incident away from getting out of my vehicle and causing TUFF FORD more work, if you know what I mean.. .
29. Fat chicks that dress light they weight 110lbs *throws up a little in my own mouth*
30. Kids that act like they are from the ghetto. Talkin' all gangsta and shiznit, ya know wut I'm sayin dog?
31. Uninsured motorists. Next time some piece of %(*( hits me, I'm CALLING THEIR AGENT right then and there to VERIFY they ACTUALLY have an ACTIVE policy. If not, pummeling shall commence and not stop until I feel satisfied or arrested, which ever comes first.
32. NBA/NFL/NHL/Nwhatever players that whine about how they are treated, how much they make, or how they are exploited. How 'bout shuttin' the hell up and putting the friggen ball through the hoop/uprights/net and win daddy some money, huh?! Then take your six-figure league minimum sorry **** and drive your $250,000 car back to your zillion sqft palace and wait until the next game. No talk, just work.
33. Unruley kids
34. Parents they don't control their unruley kids. "ooohhhh.. spanking is wrong and cruel... I'll talk it over with him/her" Don't make me hurt you, you hippie freak. How 'bout you go get me a beer & give me $20? No?! *SMACK*. Care you re-think your answer? Hey! Thanks for the beer and 20-spot! See how effective that is?!
35. Those stupid %*@(in H2s. Spend the extra 10k and get a real H1, not an overpriced suburban. Jackarse.
36. People that think more gun control would actually work. Uhhh yeah, 'cuz criminals are legally packin' now, and forcing a background check/cooling off period would effect the BLACK MARKET! Idiots!
37. Commercials that discuss bloating, cramps, flow rates, freshness and absorbency.
38. Push up bras.... yeah, the presentation is great, but they are SO %*#(@ decieving!! You never know what the present is REALLY gonna be until you undo the packaging... it's like getting socks for x-mas.
39. Thongs on chicks that make it look like that little string that holds a pot roast together.
40. The idiots that can't get close enough to the drive thu window or ATM, so they must pull forward a little and open the door... WTF?! You idiots! You see that big circle in front of you?! If you turn is a little, you can make your car move in that direction, and actually get close to stuff! And if you think your going to hit something, there is this WACKY horizontal pedal you can press to STOP your car before you hit something, giving you the time to turn that big circle the opposite direction to avoid ripping your mirror off.... How do these people make it through life?! Seriously! You timid driving feable piece of crap, go park your car and walk in if you can't operate your motor vehicle correctly. T$*R((@)@#!
That's all for now... I'm riled up enough so I won't sleep for at least another hour... grrrrr..
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From: Georgia on my mind...
Work, in general.
People who bring cars in with strange and frankly stupid complaints.
Ungodly hot and humid days.
Running out of beer.
Running out of beer on a Sunday because I can't buy more until Monday.
Telemarketers.
SPAM. The "food" product and the junk that ends up in E-mail boxes.
People with a feces don't stink complex.
Pretty girls who flip you off or otherwise take offense to you looking at them.
Otherwise, I'm an easy going guy.
People who bring cars in with strange and frankly stupid complaints.
Ungodly hot and humid days.
Running out of beer.
Running out of beer on a Sunday because I can't buy more until Monday.
Telemarketers.
SPAM. The "food" product and the junk that ends up in E-mail boxes.
People with a feces don't stink complex.
Pretty girls who flip you off or otherwise take offense to you looking at them.
Otherwise, I'm an easy going guy.