I found this on another forum and thought it was cute.

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "Do a Search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

 

That sounds about right.

 

+1 jerk like Dzervit to jump in and hijack the thread and start talking about what kind of ladder he uses!


I haven't seen that before...that's funny stuff!

 

Hey, so I hear they are coming out with some new bulbs.. but I really want to know how to wire a new house so I can use 10KW bulbs. Anybody done this? Post your favorite light blub pic!!!

 

Oh, the absolutely delicious irony...

 

I KNEW it had to be... I've seen this on every other forum out there...

 

I've got to add one to that list...

5 guys to turn the lightbulb thread into a discussion of WMDs, welfare spending, the war in Iraq and liberals vs. conservatives...

(Yeah i know I'm prolly one of those five guys)

 

 

1 to post a 'chuckling devil smiley' to show his amusement.

 

One lightbulb filled with sarin doesn't equal the WMD we were to believe they had and not worth the expense we have suffered.

Do you know how many Twinkies 87 Billion dollars would have bought for the poor?

174 Billion that's how many!
Two per package and I'm talkin' 7-Eleven prices!

Give a man a Twinkie and you give him back his dignity.

 

 

Yup, and 2-3 people to post ludicrous pictures...

 

Give a man a twinkie and you feed him for a day...teach a man to earn money to buy twinkies and you don't have to give him anymore of your twinkies



Add to lightbulb list...

1 guy to add a goat reference

 

maybe an Ethiopian or somebody on Atkins....

 

+1 one person (TUFFman) to ask about technical stuff that is irrelevant.


I haven't seen that before...that's funny stuff!