At New York's Kennedy airport yesterday, an individual later discovered to
be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a
calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General, John
Ashcroft, said he believes the man is a member of the notorious "al-gebra
movement".

He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult" Ashcroft says..."They desire average
solutions by means of extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search
of absolute value. They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer
to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined they belong to a common
denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As
the Greek Philanderer Ososceles used to say "there are three sides to every
triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said "If God had wanted
us to have better weapons of Math Instruction, He would have given us more
fingers and toes."

 

I think f150online should require this be added to every political debate thread on the site.

 

ROFLMAO....

arrbilly:

Did you come up with that on your own? That is excellent my friend…

 

actually, no I didn't. My Uncle Arrbilly (we have the same name) emailed it to me and i liked it so much I posted it. Where he got it, I have no idea.

 

I like it!! It's sooo close to the truth these days, gonna copy it and e-mail it out to my friends and relatives! Thanks for the laugh

 

 

That's awesome!

 

Good, Im glad we are cracking down on stuff like that. I hate math and I think it should be banned. Its useless. Only hippies and terrorist use it.

31C

 

Funny you mention that; the Feds have been in our office looking for terrorists

So far the've found

Bin loafing
Bin Sleeping
Bin Hiding

Still looking for Bin working, but thankfully, I'm not a suspect

 

Thats just as good as the Topic.