Whom would you rather have leading the country?
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From: Hazel Park, MI
Originally posted by momalle1
Doesn't the guy on the left have experience on the side lines holding pom-poms?
Doesn't the guy on the left have experience on the side lines holding pom-poms?
(& don't go knockin my dad cuz thats grounds for death, its not his fault he wasn't into sports & had 5 girls).
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Explanation for why Kerry can't play football:
Three surgeons were having lunch together and discussing surgeries
they had performed._ One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A
concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them and 8
months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and
legs in a terrible accident, I reattached them and 2 years later he won 2
gold medals in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs._ Several years ago a guy
who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ***
and the guy's mouth. Now he's about to run as the Democrat's candidate
for President of the United States."
Three surgeons were having lunch together and discussing surgeries
they had performed._ One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A
concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them and 8
months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and
legs in a terrible accident, I reattached them and 2 years later he won 2
gold medals in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs._ Several years ago a guy
who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ***
and the guy's mouth. Now he's about to run as the Democrat's candidate
for President of the United States."
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From: NH
Originally posted by Raoul
Error charged to me.
Error charged to me.
Told you before that left field is just too shady…
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This is just you typical Republican bias. Bush already has a ball in his hand and isn't even throwing it. Kerry on the other hand is catching something (we don't know what) and the sun is in his eyes. What is the something? Could be another keg for the Bush girls maybe....
Disclaimer: While what I said beyond the first and last lines is accurate, this is a joke people!
Disclaimer: While what I said beyond the first and last lines is accurate, this is a joke people!