Questions that will always remain unanswered.



1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

 

Those are great!

Here's a couple more for your collection:

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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If a jogger ran at the speed of sound, could he still hear his Walkman?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

How much Healthy Choice ice cream can I eat before it's no longer a healthy choice?

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices everyday, why isn't anything free yet?

 

Why do they call a 'building' a building when it's already built?

Why to you drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?

 

whatever happened to Preparation A-G

 

 

 

would you believe human taste testers?

It's true.

 

If you melt dry ice can you swim in it and not get wet?

If you blow in a dogs face he gets mad but if you take him for a ride why does he stick his head out a window?

Where does a forest ranger go to get away from it all?

 

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