Went and gave my usual blood donation, (can do it here at work) and found out I hit the 5 gallon mark today.
Well that got me thinking (mostly because there is nothin else to do today at work) of all the people who have some of my blood.
First, I always thought modding was in my blood, ever since my first car I have modded. What if some poor teen with no sence of right and wrong got some of my blood.
Did he start to get the mod bug from my blood and start looking for something to mod, but since he was a poor teen with no judgement he picked a cheap, rundown civic. Since he didnt get enough of my blood he never thought to mod a descent V8 or because of his lack of sence thought wings are mods that make your car faster. AHHHHHHHHHH, did I start ricers.
Then a worse thought, I mean I love women as much if not more than anything, its in my blood too. What if a women got my blood, am I turning women to lesbians. AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Note to self, stop thinking now.
Now I dont know if I can donate more blood, I dont want to do anymore damage.

Help, I need advice.

Sled...

 

If so,

I need more uh, um, uh, movies....yeah, movies with lesbo's in them.

 

Down here, no matter how many times you've given blood before they still only take a pint.
I guess you couldn't really take offense if someone called you, 'white boy'.

 

Boy you really must be bored, or maybe just lightheaded from losing all that blood...

 

With all that being said sled...I think maybe you have given too much blood today...take a nap.

 

Hey sleddoggs, *HICUP* huh manee beersh havve you had today... *HICUP*

 

Funny you say that, when we were in high school, we'd give blood and then go in the parking lot and hot box a cigarette. One of the best buzz's you can catch.

 

TUFF,

Last weekend, when you went to the lake.....did you get a sunburn?

 

Yep, took all five today, replace blood with a Bud IV drip.

Ha ha, Obviously it was over the coarse of a couple weeks, everyone knows you cant give 5 gals at once. Geeze
Originally posted by Tuff Ford And that would be a good thing?

Originally posted by dzervit(s) Just 2, thats all they allow at work.
Originally posted by Raoul I have called alot worse before.

Sled...