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Old Jun 16, 2004 | 10:07 AM
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Crazy Texans!

I found this to be quite funny. Note the drivers car.

http://dopeman.org/carsmirror/
 
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Old Jun 16, 2004 | 10:13 AM
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That is friggen GREAT!!! I love it when there is a long trail-o-descruction!! That's a great chebby comercial - that 'rock' did some tremendous damage and kept on truckin!!!

Man I love Texans - between this and the baseball game (see the Baseball Madness thread) that state is on the verge of anarchy!!

 
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Old Jun 16, 2004 | 02:14 PM
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Dzervit,

I followed the baseball thread and want to apply what I learned from you to this thread:

Come on you guys, this really cracks me up! I don't understand why this guy is getting upset, I mean those cars were barely scratched. The guy driving on the other hand, his was pretty fooked up. That one chick standing by her car looked all pissed off, I don't know why she was flipping out. I guess she doesn't watch sports to see people acting like asses in public. At least this guy did it on a nearly deserted street and in the middle of the night. Nobody even got hurt, and nobody knows the drivers story. I bet he was chasing after a foul baseball that kept on going. He was probably trying to get it for HIS kid who is on his deathbed and only wants a baseball of his own, and to see just how good daddy's insurance really is. Will it pay for a fire hydrant and 19 cars? So many unknowns...but I'm still laughing. Besides, it's probably just poor judgement, not an example of our society's moral decay. He also probably saved somebodys life. What if one of those people whose car got scratched would have gotten into a head on collision with a busload of nuns while driving to work the next morning? Or even worse, a busload of goat herders? In my eyes the guy is a hero.
These two incidents don't prove anything about anarchy in Texas, it just proves that we are out to save lives and foul *****.
 
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Old Jun 16, 2004 | 02:28 PM
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NotScru'dYet - oh man I'm almost in tears laughing!! You know me soo well! Ow, my ribs... whew!


The only think I would have changed was

" I guess she doesn't watch sports to see people acting like asses in public."

Into:

"I guess she can't comprehend the concept of insurance! Get over it lady!"


Top notch post!
 
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Old Jun 16, 2004 | 02:34 PM
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Dzervit,

I followed the baseball thread and want to apply what I learned from you to this thread:

Come on you guys, this really cracks me up! I don't understand why this guy is getting upset, I mean those cars were barely scratched. The guy driving on the other hand, his was pretty fooked up. That one chick standing by her car looked all pissed off, I don't know why she was flipping out. I guess she doesn't watch sports to see people acting like asses in public. At least this guy did it on a nearly deserted street and in the middle of the night. Nobody even got hurt, and nobody knows the drivers story. I bet he was chasing after a foul baseball that kept on going. He was probably trying to get it for HIS kid who is on his deathbed and only wants a baseball of his own, and to see just how good daddy's insurance really is. Will it pay for a fire hydrant and 19 cars? So many unknowns...but I'm still laughing. Besides, it's probably just poor judgement, not an example of our society's moral decay. He also probably saved somebodys life. What if one of those people whose car got scratched would have gotten into a head on collision with a busload of nuns while driving to work the next morning? Or even worse, a busload of goat herders? In my eyes the guy is a hero.
These two incidents don't prove anything about anarchy in Texas, it just proves that we are out to save lives and foul *****.




A LIFELINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Old Jun 16, 2004 | 06:55 PM
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The only think I would have changed was

" I guess she doesn't watch sports to see people acting like asses in public."

Into:

"I guess she can't comprehend the concept of insurance! Get over it lady!"


Top notch post!
Ahhh, yes, this is why you are Master and I am lowly Grasshopper. But I am learning, and will one day ****** the pebble from your hand.
 
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Old Jun 16, 2004 | 09:30 PM
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Why is it Titled Crazy Texans???

Am I missing something?

All the License plates in those pictures have too many digits to be a Texas plate, gasoline prices on that sign are too expensive for Texas, and the link says "Pacific Beach" after it is opened.


Looks more like a California plate to me
 
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Old Jun 16, 2004 | 09:34 PM
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Originally posted by rbraughn
Why is it Titled Crazy Texans???

Am I missing something?

All the License plates in those pictures have too many digits to be a Texas plate, gasoline prices on that sign are too expensive for Texas, and the link says "Pacific Beach" after it is opened.


Looks more like a California plate to me
Who cares! You wacky Texans area hoot to poke fun at!! Yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee----HAWWWW!!!

 
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Old Jun 16, 2004 | 10:08 PM
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If you read the captions you would see that it was a one armed texan that did all the damage
 
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