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>1. If I like it, it's mine.
>2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
>3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
>4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
>5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
>6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
>7. If it looks like mine, it is mine.
>8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
>9. If you are playing with something and you put it down,
> it automatically becomes mine.
>10 If it's broken, it's yours

 

Funny, that's the same rules the judge used in Family Court for the ex.

 

as someone with a toddler starting the "mine" phase...

LMAO!!!

 

I believe that these laws can be directly applied to my dog as well. All apply with very minor changes in wording (ie: hand = paw/mouth).

 

very nice, kids say and do the darndest things

 

I couldn't stop laughing... This is my nephew word for word. All things said with a very stern face, borderline pissy...

 

I've got that "child property law" plaque hanging from a magnet on my fridge. LOL!