A Friday funny...
From a London newspaper:
A tiny sports car leaves a lot to be desired as a midnight trysting spot, two secret lovers have learned.
Wedged into a two-seater, a near-naked man was suddenly immobilized by a slipped disc, trapping his woman companion beneath him, according to a doctor writing in a medical journal here.
The desperate woman tried to summon help by honking the horn with her foot. A doctor, ambulanceman, firemen and a group of passers-by quickly surrounded the couple's car in Regents Park.
"The lady found herself trapped beneath 200 pounds of pain-racked, immobile man," said Dr. Brian Richards.
"To free the couple, firemen had to cut away the car frame," he added.
The distraught woman, helped out of the car and into a coat, sobbed, "How am I going to explain to my husband what has happened to his car?"
A tiny sports car leaves a lot to be desired as a midnight trysting spot, two secret lovers have learned.
Wedged into a two-seater, a near-naked man was suddenly immobilized by a slipped disc, trapping his woman companion beneath him, according to a doctor writing in a medical journal here.
The desperate woman tried to summon help by honking the horn with her foot. A doctor, ambulanceman, firemen and a group of passers-by quickly surrounded the couple's car in Regents Park.
"The lady found herself trapped beneath 200 pounds of pain-racked, immobile man," said Dr. Brian Richards.
"To free the couple, firemen had to cut away the car frame," he added.
The distraught woman, helped out of the car and into a coat, sobbed, "How am I going to explain to my husband what has happened to his car?"
Is it me or is it because it's 5am, but I totally didn't find that funny.
Sled...


