AHH YES

they love white trucks!!!

 

They only get my side/rear window and the bed cover so far no bird sheet on paint

 

S100 is up to the challenge of bird-pizzle!

I just make sure to apply a fresh coat after cleaning the offending turdlet.

 

My bed cover is like a bombing target or something! That is where I always get hit.

 

Hood my a$$...

My last two cars have had sunroofs...

Four times in the last 6 years I have been "bombed"...and you guessed it...right thru the open sunroof.

Three of those times on the head, one on the shoulder....

I'd swear those birds have poop that has smart bomb - laser guided technology!

On the lightning it was always on the roof and difficult to reach. Those damn birds due this on purpose...I'm convinced of it.

That's why I want the technology in the SportKa, the Ka's Evil Twin....

http://homepage.mac.com/redmonkey/drivein/index.html

 

And all this time I thought you weren't worth *****tin' on Kobi.

 

 

I agree....they must be doin this on purpose. They'll never ***** on a dirty truck.....only a MY frshly waxed truck. One of these days, (and I don't care how many bulletholes I put in the truck) I'll get them sumbitches!!!!!

 

Seems to look like a Nissan symbol in the upper left corner on the back page. Maybe Nissan put out a book specifically on how to hit F150s:santa:

 

LOL @ this thread!!

 

Once you wait in line at the Bolivar Ferry in Galveston, TX, you will realize that the birds not only are aware of what they are doing, they are quite capable of both strategic and tactical planning regarding depositing caca del pollo on your vehicle.

I have personally been involved when a flock of seagulls made a 90 degree turn and executed a strafing run on my convertible. Got the hood, windshield, back seat and trunk. And yes, they *were* laughing....

 

I don't think that it is a Nissan logo. I am fairly certain that it is a subway map of London. Which uses this symbol.



Joe

 

I skydive naked just so I can get a little payback.