Joke for the night.
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Joke for the night.
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates, and St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and then you can pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one."
St Peter says,"OK, then you'll have to dip your whole hand in the Holy Water before you can pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "Hey I see the way this is going! If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her azz in it."
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and then you can pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one."
St Peter says,"OK, then you'll have to dip your whole hand in the Holy Water before you can pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "Hey I see the way this is going! If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her azz in it."
