Leroy
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A "client" walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...
Wow!" the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???"
Dey all be mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy."
All the children rush to find seats.
"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up
I'll need all your children's names."
"Dis one's mah oldest. He be Leroy."
"OK, and who's next?"
"Well, dis one he be Leroy, also."
The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all name Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named ! ! Leighroy!
"All right," says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?"
Their momma replied, "Well, yes. It make it mo' easier. When it be time to get dem out o' bed and ready for da school, I yells, 'Leroy!' An when it be time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' dey all comes arunnin'.
An'if I needs to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all o dem stops. It be da smartest idea I eber had, namin' dem all Leroy."
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come and not the whole bunch?"
"Ah, dat be so easy," said the momma. "Den I calls dem by dere las' names.
Wow!" the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???"
Dey all be mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy."
All the children rush to find seats.
"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up
I'll need all your children's names."
"Dis one's mah oldest. He be Leroy."
"OK, and who's next?"
"Well, dis one he be Leroy, also."
The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all name Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named ! ! Leighroy!
"All right," says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?"
Their momma replied, "Well, yes. It make it mo' easier. When it be time to get dem out o' bed and ready for da school, I yells, 'Leroy!' An when it be time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' dey all comes arunnin'.
An'if I needs to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all o dem stops. It be da smartest idea I eber had, namin' dem all Leroy."
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come and not the whole bunch?"
"Ah, dat be so easy," said the momma. "Den I calls dem by dere las' names.
haha, that was a good evening chuckle.
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Originally posted by Pickup Man
Nobody said anything about husbands. He's talking about 15 different baby-daddies!
Nobody said anything about husbands. He's talking about 15 different baby-daddies!
"Me have to call the baby mudder"
This guy had an address book filled with names of his "Baby Mudders"
LMAO - You had to be there
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Originally posted by lifeguardjoe
racist.
sterotyper
racist.
sterotyper
Only stereotype was welfare recipients having too many kids from different fathers.
Shame on you Habibi for making fun of people that have enough money for smokes, beer and bingo but not enough money for condoms. Shame on you.
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From: The Great Metropolis of Rock Creek, Ohio
Originally posted by J-150
Shame on you Habibi for making fun of people that have enough money for smokes, beer and bingo but not enough money for condoms. Shame on you.
Shame on you Habibi for making fun of people that have enough money for smokes, beer and bingo but not enough money for condoms. Shame on you.
