So, who here's married, single, divorced or dating?
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So, who here's married, single, divorced or dating?
That's right, time to ante up and let everybody know what's up. I have a `best friend`, but I have no girlfriend. I don't think I even want one, friends with benefits works for me. What's up with y'all?
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i am one silgle son of a bitch and let me tell you from experience that friends with benifits does not work there is no way that feelings wont get involved and cause a big stink believen me i know
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Well, yeah, they would, and that's the point of the thread, so everyone will post which catergory they fall into.
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I can't find my category.
What if I can't get married because of the 'Marriage Protection Act'?
Actually, I went to San Francisco, bought a life-size blowup doll and married it while it was still legal to do so.
I got no complaints. I take her to work with me so I can ride in the HOV lane and she never says a word.
Ever so often, she'll hiss at me but, I just slap some duck tape on her and she's good as new.
The only bad thing I can recall is when I neglected to belt her in and she sprang a big leak and shot out the sunroof before I knew what was going on.
I stopped in the middle of the highway and people must have thought I was crazy as I ran down the road screaming,
"SexyChristine! Come back to me! Come back to me!"
What if I can't get married because of the 'Marriage Protection Act'?
Actually, I went to San Francisco, bought a life-size blowup doll and married it while it was still legal to do so.
I got no complaints. I take her to work with me so I can ride in the HOV lane and she never says a word.
Ever so often, she'll hiss at me but, I just slap some duck tape on her and she's good as new.
The only bad thing I can recall is when I neglected to belt her in and she sprang a big leak and shot out the sunroof before I knew what was going on.
I stopped in the middle of the highway and people must have thought I was crazy as I ran down the road screaming,
"SexyChristine! Come back to me! Come back to me!"
Last edited by Raoul; Mar 18, 2004 at 07:32 AM.
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Single.
I have a best male friend too. The benefits in my case do NOT include sex. They do include listening to each other, keeping each other outa trouble, and barring that, helping each other outa jams.
This friend is in trouble now, and I have taken over his job in addition to my own, so he can have his job back when he gets his chit straight. That's why I haven't posted much since the first of the year.
In my opinion, if you have a sexual partner, then you are NOT single and / or eligible for dating. If I met a guy who said he was single, but had one of those "booty call" relationships, I wouldn't even consider going out with him. But that's just me. If it works for you, and you can still find quality dates, then have at it.
I have a best male friend too. The benefits in my case do NOT include sex. They do include listening to each other, keeping each other outa trouble, and barring that, helping each other outa jams.
This friend is in trouble now, and I have taken over his job in addition to my own, so he can have his job back when he gets his chit straight. That's why I haven't posted much since the first of the year.
In my opinion, if you have a sexual partner, then you are NOT single and / or eligible for dating. If I met a guy who said he was single, but had one of those "booty call" relationships, I wouldn't even consider going out with him. But that's just me. If it works for you, and you can still find quality dates, then have at it.
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Legally seperated. But I found this slightly used inflateable girlfriend that blew out of some guys sunroof, so I guess I'm also dating. The strange thing is that she's got duct tape in some very strange places, and she reeks of goat.
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