Funny sticker...
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From: SW MO
Funny sticker...
Okay, so I'm bored. Finished what little work I had to do. So, I thought I'd share the following with you guys/gals.
I have a sticker at my desk. It came with some safety stickers we had here at work. I has the triangle with exlamation point next to the word "DANGER" in red. On the left is a stick figure being held upside down while change is falling. There is also a hand pulling money from a wallet... The text reads:
LAWYER OPPORTUNITY ZONE
Failure to have perfectly adequate warnings and instructions that anticipate every possible hazardous situation no matter how remote, will result in litigation by hordes of lawyers who will make even the most innocent or minor thing appear to be malicious willful intent by your company to cause great harm to their client, and will leave you penniless and broken after wasting immense amounts of your time.
Hazard Communications #5134-MRDHPJ
I have a sticker at my desk. It came with some safety stickers we had here at work. I has the triangle with exlamation point next to the word "DANGER" in red. On the left is a stick figure being held upside down while change is falling. There is also a hand pulling money from a wallet... The text reads:
LAWYER OPPORTUNITY ZONE
Failure to have perfectly adequate warnings and instructions that anticipate every possible hazardous situation no matter how remote, will result in litigation by hordes of lawyers who will make even the most innocent or minor thing appear to be malicious willful intent by your company to cause great harm to their client, and will leave you penniless and broken after wasting immense amounts of your time.
Hazard Communications #5134-MRDHPJ
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From: GEORGIA
That's pretty good. I have two up in my cubie:
1)
NOTICE: This department requires no physical fitness program. Everyone gets enough excercise jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, running down the boss, stabbing friends in the back, dodging responsibility and pushing their luck.
2)
BULLETIN: The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has determined that the maximum safe load capacity on my butt is two persons at one time, unless I install handrails or safety straps. As you have arrived sixth in line to ride my butt today, please take a number and wait your turn. Thank You.
1)
NOTICE: This department requires no physical fitness program. Everyone gets enough excercise jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, running down the boss, stabbing friends in the back, dodging responsibility and pushing their luck.
2)
BULLETIN: The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has determined that the maximum safe load capacity on my butt is two persons at one time, unless I install handrails or safety straps. As you have arrived sixth in line to ride my butt today, please take a number and wait your turn. Thank You.