Today is the day I start my retirement from the federal public service.
I am now officially a pensioner at the ripe old age of 37

The T's are crossed, the i's are dotted, and everything is signed, it's a done deal.

 

Congrats, H !!! How'd you pull that off at such a young age?

 

Congrats! What type of pension do they give you?

I retired from the military last year. No such real word, still have to work. What are your plans?

 

Oh great, now you have WAY too much time on your hands, and I thought you were a post ***** before. Well congrats. Lets see, if all goes right for me I only have 42 more years left of work.

 

Woohoo!!! File for social security too??

 

You're offically RETARDED?? OH, wait, it says 'retired' heh.

 

Congrats Habibi

 

Congrats, old man!

 

Congrats bro, but how the hell are you retired at 37?

 

It's time to buy an RV and tour the country!

 

It's also time to head to Florida and play golf.

 

A potential double dipper in the making. Good for you.

 

Sweet........

I've retired three times so far.........
keep running out of money so I have to join the ranks of the working stiffs again

 

Hey gator, don't they call that fired??? J/K Btw, where has habibi been since he started this?

 

Maybe where he worked, he questioned some hugely overpriced advertising invoices and has now been quietly "pushed" out the door.

(canadian joke )

- Vince