A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his
chicken
coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old
fart,
time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you
cannot
handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just
let
me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says,
"Beat
it: You are washed up and I am taking over." The old rooster says, "I tell
you
what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets
the
exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs.
"You
know you don't stand a chance old man. So, just to be fair I will give you
a
head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later
the
young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of
the
farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about
5
inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile,
is
sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters
running
by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM He blows the young rooster to bits.
The
farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dammit... third gay rooster I
bought
this
month."

Moral of this story.... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and treachery
will
always overcome youth and
skill!

 

If I had a nickel for every time my dad used that line.

 

Then you'd have what ................. like five cents?

 

Nope, a down payment!

 

SSgt. Silent Bob
I see it is a lesson that you have learned for life. That means I have done my job. Now this old fart can retire knowing that the next generation will be able to carry on.
Dad
ps MY SSgt is leaving Kyrgyzstan 2 March 2004. Welcome back to the USA